Confessions of a SugarBaby

Confessions – Chapter Twelve

I was dreading this moment. When my alarm went off I just wished that I could stay in bed forever and that time could just stand still be it for a moment. The thing with time is that when your execution is near it seems to move so fast. When something good is coming your way it seems to drag on forever. With my impending death versus my trip away I am sure even time took a moment for it was confused which one to take. I was on both extremes. I couldn’t linger on those thoughts for long though because as soon as I woke up my mother was already at my door saying I should get ready because she was personally taking me to school. On the one hand it was good because I didn’t have share a transport and on the other hand bad because I had to go with her. Was she going to make another scene? Immediately I had tears welling down my cheeks. Not again. Was this a woman showing how much she loved her child or a psychopath who loved drama? Where was my mom? I think that morning more than anything would change our relationship forever. You don’t continue to kick a carcass when its already dead.

I did my things silently but when I denied breakfast she went off on there was no way in hell I was leaving that door without eating. She didn’t want sugar daddies giving me money for lunch she said. If only she knew, they don’t give me pocket money, they take me to Sun City, I thought to myself rolling my eyes! Eish bad mistake! Every girl will tell you that rolling your eyes has to be the worst crime you can commit to your parents as a girl. What? That’s almost always guaranteed to get an immediate decisive reaction. Ah! As if I wasn’t in enough trouble already. “Did you just roll your eyes at me Nelisa?” She was incensed! Obviously I replied “No” which only made her angrier because now it became “Are you saying I am lying?” She was holding a wooden cooking stick in her hand and I was certain she would swing it my way. Fortunately my father and little brother walked into the kitchen at that moment. My dad immediately told my mum to stop. He told her that I have learnt my lesson and disciplining is about teaching not maiming. I know he was angry at me but I am sure he now felt sorry for me. I knew he would be in trouble later on for picking a side against her in front of the kids. I didn’t care really I didn’t want that stick on me.

After we were done eating my dad took my little brother and I left with my mother. Fortunately because I did not use the transport I got to school. There were not many people at the gate. My mother thank heavens said she won’t be entering with me. I instinctively let out a heavy sigh of relief. It was immediate and unintentional. She saw it and heard it too. I could see a slight smile of victory on her face though I must pity too. She had won. She had driven her message across. “I am sorry about what I did mom, ndiyaxolisa kakhulu!” With that I left the car. I didn’t give her a chance to respond. I didn’t want her to respond. I hated that woman with every ounce of my body at that moment but I knew how to win a war not small battles. I was going to grin and bare it. A lot of teenage girls hate their mothers at some point in their development. This was the first time I had ever had that sentiment.

Even as I walked in I could see the grade 8s pointing at me arguing whether or not it was her (meaning me). One fat girl with bad acne and crooked teeth insisted that it was not only me but I had been dropped off by my sugar daddy. Some where even whispering that I had been kicked out of home. Imagine. One girl even said and I quote for it made me laugh on such a gloomy day “U ma wakhe ngathi uChuck Norris, uwdingi noh’buza” loosely translated to “her mother is like Chuck Norris no questions asked”. School hadn’t even started and already I was hearing all these things. The thing with students is that when you are in shit, they want you to know that they know and want to do it in your face to evoke a reaction out of you.

Two girls that I vaguely know but we are in the same grade came to me. They started telling me that I should be careful with Sibongile because yesterday she went around telling people that it was about time I got caught because she had warned me several times about my “sugar daddies” meaning I had had plenty. Much as I was so angry I kept quiet and just cried. One of the girls just said hang in there and they walked away. Even my friends where turning against me. It is so true that saying that when times are hard friends are few. In high school I had always kept a small circle. I didn’t belong to a clique of ten like most girls her because it is a lot of admin as well as fights to break. I did however speak to many different cliques of girls but not necessarily as a member. I therefore expected that a lot o people that knew me even vaguely would either laugh at me or speak to me to comfort me. I was grateful though that it had been in the office, the beating that is, because there would be a video out there by now. People love such things that humiliate others.

I heard someone call my name. I knew that voice very well. I was not ready for the questions for I had no answers. There are people whom when you commit a crime you do not want to face up to. It can be parents, friends, teacher even lovers at times. With me it was everyone. My dating one person, whom in all fairness I was not even dating, had become everyone’s problem and concern. Like really! Why do people involve themselves in someone else’s business? It is wrong and unnecessary.

At times just because you lay your own bed doesn’t mean you necessarily want to lie it. It is forced on you.

It was Thabo! So early in the morning! This was going to be a bad day!

“Can we talk please?”

That’s all he said!

***The End***

Michael Nkululeko Maphoto (facebook)

Question: What is the worst thing or humiliating thing that ever happened to you in public?

186 thoughts on “Confessions – Chapter Twelve

  1. Poor Thabo! As for that Sibongile, sies, she was never a friend at all. Still going great mike, keep it coming.

  2. Wow mike thanks for a great chapter once again, I enjoyed it soo much cnt wait 2 hear wat thabo wants 2 say to nelisa.

  3. lol
    I also got a hiding from my grany in front of my friends ka lesokwana.
    that wooden stick.
    on my birthday.
    flipp, I tell u that was my worst day ever.

  4. honestly I fink this mum is a bit on the sadistic side…in as much as kids mess up she clearly has intentions of making Nelisa check flames…at the same time she did the exact same thing…mxm…now I want Nelisa to see this older bloke and chaw his sheets heavy!!!

  5. cnt u atleast released 3 to 4 chapters a day damn i hate waitin n this is so interestin wow wow 10 stars 4 u

  6. Lol, Siza knows our humiliating moment, we were in Grade 10 ngo 2006, gosh, I’m humiliated even thinking about.

    Anyway good read, thanks. Looking forward to more…

  7. Ngi yi gwala (meaning i cant fight)… So after skul to after skul.. Humiliated me, nd dat gal wangi trapa yeva. Cudnt even go to skul da next day *fully understand wat shes talkin bout*.

  8. Hi Mike, good work. The Confessions is refreshing and nice. I think its time you ended the diary and continued with the Confessions. That way it will keep the Confessions fresh and end the diary on a high note.

  9. Lmao I fell out of a bus frm skul. Worst part is it wsnt evn my stop n de guy I hd a crush on at de tym ws dr….lol I ddnt go to skul de following day

  10. Enkosi wethu Mike, I’m enjoying reading this…. I think N’s mom is taking it too far yho! I wonder what poor Thabo is gonna say… As for that Sibongile witch,she needs a slap!

  11. Morning Mike
    This reminds me of an ex school mate who was beaten up by her mom in school.eyii umzali angakuhlaza inene

  12. Girls are mean, some have serious PHD (Pull Her Down) Syndrome- fake as hell! Poor Nelisa; how I’d dread that convo with Thabo. *smh*

  13. Pls don’t make us wait too long, one chapter and day pls hle! I’m like an addict, I need a fix everyday! Keep up the awesome work 😉

  14. Great start 2 my morning thnx Mike…Sibongile is such a back stabber. She probably has always been jealous of Neli. But Neli le ena maan, ga a na ditsebe

  15. great read indeed. the worst of worst thing that had ever happened to me in public is when i fell and roll over to my home’s gate while the taxi was waiting and people saying hhawu sorry, and my dress rolled over my head and izinqa obala, i slept flat and pretended to have fainted, i couldnt take the humilation, and i could here my neigbours hoolingans cracking with laughter: fatty boom boom…

  16. Yoooh cnt wait for chapter 13…a good read once more but its not enuff I need more plz post atlest 5 chapters in a day.addicted!

  17. If I was this girl, I was going to tell my parents that the policeman wanted to go out with me and I refused now he is trying to get back at me. I would stick to this story

  18. Sbongile was no friend @ all…wow! Wonder wht thabo is goin 2 say bt I think he will understand wht ever neli is sayin….can’t 4 more chapters Tnx 4 a wonderful read

  19. Thank You for making this chapter longer… Thabo must just relax nje ayekele umntwana wabantu phansi,.. she has been humiliated enough

  20. Worse thing: being made to apologize to some girl in front of the whole school at assembly for saying that she had an abortion (which she had done)!!!!

  21. HAaaaa ur mom shame Nelisa naaaaah….the most humilating thing tjoooo looool ts so embarasn tltllltlt

  22. Thanks Mike, this is so refreshing….unlike the stories we see on tv everyday. Can’t wait for chapter 13…Good read 🙂

  23. This poor girl, thabo is so gonna leave her. shame some girls go through bad things and they get crucified for that

  24. I wonder if Thabo is gonna break up wth her n as for Sbongile she’s nt a frnd in nid,d most humiliating thing dt happen to me was whn my bf slept me cos I went to d movies wth a male frnd without hm knowing

  25. there was a time when my mom was at the waitn area at skwl then some girl walked in with a huge hem that was stapled with literal staples then she says ‘whoO mntanami yini lento oyenze la?(Touchn the hem) uhlala kanjani ngama staples?’ LmaoX_X my mom though worst part was that the girl was an aquaintaince.

  26. this actually happens in real life it has happened to me while i was at LCC boarding school, yes i was rebellious but ppl needs to mind their own business its not like they do not have drama of their own, wait till their shit hits the fan ba tlabe ba ntshitse mahlo…. le the sugerbaby deal with her shit in her own way and time

  27. my mom found me on top of this huge tree with rocks bigger than me at the time and she was fuming. She told me to get down and i knew i was gona get a beat down infront of my friends so i refused. She started throwing rocks at me and there i was on top of this tree crying so you can just imagine the echo my crying made. Wen she went away i knew that knowing her it wsnt over and i went hme and locked myself in my room with the lite off and ddnt make a sound the whole night so she thot i ddnt come hme they evn went to report a missing person at the police thnking i ran away. I opened the door wen they wer outside looking 4 an axe to break it down and wen she saw me standing there she just loughed lmao.

  28. When I was in Grade 6 one of the boys pulled my chair back as I was sitting down and I fell on my back with my feet flying in the air and my dress covering my face. I was wearing the ugliest bunga ever and everyone in the class saw that. I wanted to die right there, never been that embarrassed.

    You are talented, keep up the good work!

  29. Da most humiliating thing dat happened 2me was on the 1st january 2011. I was @ hme with family after praying we lit up the crickets n 30min after i went 2 da street bash just up da road n i was there fr 10min n i heard my mum shouting my name in the middle of da street with iphini lokupheka n i took off sprinting to my house coz i knew she was gng to beat the hell out of me right there n then n there i was with my friends n classmates n other 70% of people knew me nogal. Anyway great reading cnt wait fr da next chapter.

  30. This boy @ school sang “Said i love you but i lied” all coze i didnt want him.afterschool by the gate en followed me home singing behind me with his team mates (soccer player). I was humiliated

  31. Yhu I have plenty of those humiliating moments I was a clumsy tomboy.

    This is an addictive blog really good work

  32. That’s bad eish…once in high school my friend’s crush mate which everyone knew took me out for a date,before I could tell her,the news got to her,eish I felt bad,but it was just lunch and few drinks…she aproached me and insulted me,even got a hot clap in my face,I was the talk of the week and was a “horrible bitch friend”high school was crazy I tell you,suddenly you all alone…

  33. lol….cant stop laughing.dead by ..”.If only she knew, they don’t give me pocket money, they take me to Sun City..”

  34. What if the two girls are making up that ‘Sibongile’ story ke bandla. They might be pushing for more drama in Nelisa life.

  35. come on dude, u dd it again. leaving me hanging, the suspense z gonna kill me ds tym, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I love your work

  36. When I was younger my grandma didn’t want me going to the end of the street to buy ichoki(crushed up chocolate in a plastic bag) and I lied to her and said I’m going to a friends, I decided to run down the street quickly so she won’t catch me, as I was coming back she was standing outside and telling me to come and I started crying saying I won’t , eventually I did go back and she hit me so hard in the street in front of everyone. From that day on I sent people to buy me uchoki

  37. Oh what a good read!! Mike, you can keep the person hooked..tjo. I wish that as we read we do share with teenage girls these challenges that they might face. Bo baba abangama sugar daddy, I hope you also see the damage you are doing to these young girls. ……

  38. Keep up the good work. I once visited my high skul boyfriend, his grand mother came home early and i had to hide in the closet. I was trapped there for 5 hours. I started panicking worse when i heared the generation sound.The family was there eating and i come out from the bedroom and had to greet them. His mom was speachless and they drove me home. The only thing his mom said is that”i hope u condomising” i’ve never been so embarassed in my life n i was 17.

  39. Nice read indeed……….well mna my dad used to fetch me at parties, somehow he just knew how to find me…..i’d see him rock up with his van and my friends would leave were we were sitting for me to face the music alone….he wouldnt beat me up there but huh…on our way home, he’d drive recklessly so i can bang on the van canopy and all hell broke lose when i got home! yahhhh *sigh* gone are those days….i dont hate him for it now but back then…….i would’ve killed him!

  40. What you went through is small things I remember when I had a sugardaddy in grade 11 and the wife of my sugar daddy cozd a seen in town when she wanted to beat me up badly and she was crying coz her husband was no longer paying attention to her but my mom neva beated me up coz she was scared of driving me into sugardaddys arms….my dad on the other side was hurt mind u my family is one of those religious familys so they quoted scriptures for me… school life was hectic cz everyone knew

  41. Nice read boss. I got a beating from my sugar daddy’s wife. She came to my school with imvubu {shambok} and she wipped the leaving hell out of me. One of the guys who was hiting on me came to rescue me from the humiliation. I told that lady that i wont stop until he says its over. She was furious and wanted to kill me. lol being a skul kid. When i look back i regret everything coz now im married and everyone knows how kamar is.The guy who rescued me always remind me everytime he see me that he saved me but i refused to date him. lmao

  42. Nelisa shouldn’t worry about Thabo plus he’s just a small boy nd he cant take 2 sun city. I once had a frnd lyk sbongile bt as soon as i found out wat kind of a frnd she is i cut her off my life

  43. The problem with readers is that they always expect drama with each chapter, this is not a book nor a soapie so if u don’t like a chapter there is really no need 4 u to comment AT ALL, that said..this has become a better read then zulugirl mike…never thought I’d say that. Thanks

  44. Something very similar once happened to me when I was much younger. I was still in high school and I had been sent to buy meat that was to be cooked for Sunday lunch. When I left the house, that’s exactly what I did. I went to buy meat. On my way back from Spar, my boyfriend called so I took a detour to his house. I got there and there was some sort of 2-for2 chillas going on. Now, there was no way I was gonna go home and leave my “man” alone coz I feared that if I did, I would be replaced. (I feel stupid just remembering that. Thank God I grew and so did my brain) Anywho… I chilled and before I knew it, it was 22:00 and I hadn’t taken the meat home. I had forgotten all about it. I was so consumed by being a “medi” that I forgot that before I was that, I was my parents’ child first. I child who had been sent to buy meat. Meat that hadn’t made it successfully from the shop to my home. I was in crap. I jumped up and asked my “man” to walk me home and he did. You would expect that I would ask that we hurry but nope, we strolled like I had all the time in the world. Eventually when I got home, I stared at the door wodering who was gonna knock on my behalf coz I certainly wasn’t gonna do that myself. I was scared. I think my mom thought something had happened to me and was worried because soon the door opened and there I stood. She unlocked the burglar door and let me in. My boyfriend was still at the gate waiting to make sure I was safely in the house. When she looked up and saw him, I got the slap of my life. In front of him. That seemed like the most embarrassing moment of my life at the time. How was I to look at him afterwards? Ah well… I moved on like absolutely nothing had happened 🙂

  45. When daddy shouted me infront of my boyfriend and told him afokofe ngasendlini yakhe , it was not even 15 minutes after that , my big brother called him in the house and shouted him as well telling him he’s no good for me .. I felt like I was thrown with huge bricks right in my face , my brother told him if he doesn’t breakup with me, he will reap his ass off .. Lol the fear he had, he didn’t call nor come to me for 3 days lol and I heard the whole story going around in my neighbourhood .. I will never forget the day

  46. Great read ey Mike… Most humilating thing neh hihihi,it was 2 years back in grade10,was supposed to be waiting for my mom to fetch me but negleted that, instead I was all lovey dovey with my then boy friend in the hockey field. I guess I lost track of time and she came looking for me, when she saw I was with a boy, she took of her heels wandinqonqa ngayo. Yhooo I was so shocked my boyfriend took his stuff and left me ndibethwa ndinjalo not even looking back! Everyone was laughing. To top it all off wandishiya apho owam umama cos”iphelile alok ilunch break, uzophone(ela) udaddy wakho akugoduse”, I couldn’t even take a taxi home cos I knew she’d go bersek on me. Its still humiliating just to think about it.

  47. You such an addictive read………

    As a young man I would come home with differeent girls hoping my mom didnt see me but this one day she embarrased me so much, she woke up @ 3am and started praying walking around the house and when, she got to the part of the prayer that said….phuma sathane endlini yami phuma moyomubi….( Get out of my house you devil get out bad spririt) she stood at my bedroom door for more than 10 min….MY GIRL KNEW WE WERE BUSTED .I couldnt look at her in the morning.

  48. Tears rolling on my face… Death by reader’s stories! Mike wayenz’indaba! Magatshnie ay noooo kwaaaaaa! Well done Mike, you got us reading, talking… Keep your creative juices flowing!

  49. I was always quite in high school and sat alone in class most of the time when we were not doing anything,my most embarrassing moment was when I was in class minding my own business this dumb guy was calling me names because I didn’t like him, told my boyfriend about how furious I was because of this studpid guy before he went home (he left early) and after school my boyfriend came bk to school just to beat him up and I couldn’t stay because my transport was there and I wasn’t about to walk home defending someone who had started the mess he was now in.

    I felt he deserved it a bit.

    The next day everyone was on my case and I just acted like I didn’t know anything.

    Lol high school drama neh…

  50. mother was a teacher at the primary school I went to, so we had a trip to some lodge with swimming pools. When it was time to go home she calls me and makes me take off my swimming costume in front of everyone!so she cud wring it out and put it away wth the wet towels! Totally naked! Lols my crush Richard was there! Iyo the shame!and she saw nothing wrong being mapunapuna nje..”Uwumtwana mos”

  51. Mike,u r one talented human being.i thnk they shud replace generations with ur books being acted.u potray real life issues that we relate to.well done.may god bless u fruther….nw 🙂 next chapter plz:)

  52. When I was younger I was caught stealing at our local Shoprite store, I had to walk the walk of shame and everyone saw me lol it was very humiliating, but a lesson was learnt. Shoplifting is bad and get be addictive and can lead you to have a criminal record for something useless you stole.

  53. Ai Mike u really enjoy keeping us on our toes ne!…enjoyed this but!….BUT!…lol we want more !!!.*tearyEyes*

  54. T was almost jus lyk u Nel….my grnny went 2 ma class teacher 2 tel on m dat I was mischievous nd misbehaving….imagine how embarrassing was t….wit all d teachers in d stuff room were on ma case….

  55. Thanx again Mike, u have no idea how seeing a new chapter brightens my day!…Yho most humiliating public moment I’ve had to live thru was tripping infront of a group of boys 4rm the Boys College in my town! And th guy I had been crushing on was there! Ai let’s just say that crush was squashed the moment I brushed my knee off! Call it self-preservation but I immediately put on a “Ice Queen” facade till I matriculated from that day!

  56. Eish Nelisa your mother reminds me of Bree (desperate housewives) she said and i quote “shame is the best teacher” yet she lost her children in the process.

  57. My most humiliating moment is when I bummed in a bus during my first day driving a car as a leaner driver going to work eish that was bad people were off the bus and I was surrounded

  58. Ha ah wena Mike ingathi manje your chapters are becoming shorter & shorter. Don’t do this to us tog asseblief we need to read more! 🙂

  59. hahaha k, me en my partner started kissing in the car. we were parked by the road and as we were french kissing sengize ngalalisa ishlalo a cop pulled up en said” u are not allowed to engage in such activites in public” like WTF we were in a car ” private property” ! but i was so out of it i culdnt even respond needless to say there were people passing by coz it was near a road, a quiet road we had figured!

  60. I was bullied in grade 8 by grade 10 and grade 12 girls. They made it their duty to humiliate me daily by making remarks or surrounding me in a group n hitting me. They’d also write on the bathroom walls. But it has passed and one of the girls I now tutor at varsity! LOL life rocks

  61. Always leaving us wanting some more mara Mike! I remember my dad once went to my school & came to my class told my teacher to whip me so hard & not leave me until my hands were swollen * like really now in front of my classmates*parents mara abana timing

  62. It nevr rains but pours… Hard even, hail storn n the ice works ngiyakutshela… Lol.
    I m yet to b proper embarassed in public .. I got this clean image it gets to b sumtimes. 🙂

  63. U made me 2 read confessions nd zulu gal ol in 2days hw do u keep ur readers so drawn 2 ur writing,impatiently waiting 4 both books 2 continue good work man!!

  64. I know very well about being publicly embarrassed, parents sometimes act without thinking. didn’t Neliswa’s mom think of the consequences of her actions? (i.e how it will affect their relationship as mother and daughter). It’s also funny how parents tend to “conveniently” forget about their own mishaps and see it as different. was it not Neliswa’s mum who broke a happy and stable family? was it not her who fell pregnant at 19 from a married men who was also old? yet when N does the same she has to be punished so severely? people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones!!!! I\d get it if maybe she was the perfect girl/ miss goodie too shoes but she was a slut herself and shouldn’t be quick to pass judgement! she has every right to try and defend her daughter, try n get her not to make the mistakes she did, yet there’s a way of doing things and this was clearly not! the sins of the fathers will upon the children doesn’t the bible say that?

  65. Hehehe i have truckloads of embarrassing stories, both witnessed n victim of . Back in primary love letters were dee thing, so ds oda luv struck girl decides to finally put her feelings to paper n little dd she know dat her love was bout to turn into hatred n resentment, shame poor thing writes da letter n asks her friend to deliver it to her crush, da friend dd as told . Awuuu shame da following day da whole school knew bout it cz da crush made copies of da love letter n pasted it on da school notice boards n da rest of da copies were placed randomly around da school grounds, quads n classes, shame poor girl was shattered hey. U can jst imagine da gossip tjo in primary nogal

  66. Well N’s rents sound shockly exactly like mine – my mom tha hot-headed impulsive discipliner and my dad tha cool, calm, collected nigg that cools my moms hot head lol lol .. I’m enjoying ths blog and tha previous 1, aswell, I must say .. Addicted from tha beginning ..

  67. Eish n ds oda brave friend of mine decides to record on cassette how she felt bout ds oda late bloomer, she gets da cassette delivered thru frnds obviously, tjo den disaster followed, the guy actually listened to da recording wth his mother #bbm cnt watch#. Da whole neighborhood knew bout it cz we all lived in da same street, n da beating she got Frm her mother yoh news travels faster Dan lightening i tell u.

  68. This chapter was a waste of my time!!! So sad!!! You wasted so much time to get to the point!!!! And every1 is saying what a great red this chapter was, stop lying y’all …. Nd I’m disappointed coz I’m a big fan! I ain’t hating just giving a few pointers

  69. @Tsholo_beans…..everyone is entitled to their own opinion honey,I don’t think you should be calling people liars. That’s my opinion!!! Anyway i can’t wait for the next chapter,its getting more interesting!

  70. Did Nelly got the phone from her Sugar daddy? Nice read by the way lol I cnt stop checking the new chapters :).

  71. I only started reading this bOok last night and im hOoked#feedmemOre
    i must say i wow a teenage exprience indeed im nOt evn judgin fOr i am pRoud that some1 actualy has tJe guts tO tell their stOry

  72. Oh the most humiliating moment is when my grand mom came to skul with the bathing tub{vaskom} dat had my bathing water n my panty inside. My Higher primary skul was the same street as my house.
    She came into my class with the tub and said”Mboneni umngani wenu izinto azenzayo” i was so embarassed coz i was very forward at skul.

  73. Embarrasing moment?! I dont know if i’ve ever truly had one… Or if i have i must have blocked it out :p.

  74. Whau i wonder wht thabo is gona,ths story reminds me of my school days… I was inlv with my teacher kwakukubi whn my parents found out.

  75. great read. well i got a beat down from my mom in da street for not paying my transport driver in time. she had given me transport fare for the month & i completely 4got abou it & wen eva she asked me i’d reply he’s still gonna give me the slip. till 1 afternoon she waited for me outside & wen da driver stopped she asked & he simply replied i didn’t get any money from her rite there my mom decided 2 go through my bag & guess wat envelope still in my bag & sealled.

  76. I ws humiliated once,a lady beat me up(nyatsi nogal),saying that ke jola le rangwane wa ka,dis ws on my bthday,dt made me not wnt to celebrate it anymore,and I hated my uncle 4 not standing up for me!

  77. Yhuu lol nna I’ve had many embarrassing moments. One of them was when I was in grade 8 lol nd I was having a fling with a grade 12 guy (hottest guy in the school). During one weekend I decided 2 experiment with my hair bu cutting it shorter. It didn’t go well then on the way 2 school on monday my mom decided 2 buy gel nd “improve” the hairstyle, which didn’t help lol then I had 2 go 2 school with gel in the then short hair hence I’m a black girl. Any way I looked so horrible that I didn’t have the guts 2 attend class. I sat in the office until my fling came in there. yhuu I just started crying pretending I’m sick. I stayed there until my bestfriend came 2 rescue me nd washed my hair in the bathroom 2 face the rest of the day lol hai

  78. Color me SLOWW!!! I just figured out N from Diary of a Zulu Girl is Nelisa from Confessions..
    Mike ; confirm 🙂 🙂

  79. Posting only 1 chapter a day is like engaging in foreplay and when I’m ready and panting you “say the end we’ll continue tomorrow again”. Frustrating I tell you. Kindly post at least 2 chapters.

    Your writing skills are too dope.

  80. Now my mom was one disciplinarian tjo. I have plenty of embarrassing moments but the one that stood out for me was when I just got my matric results.My parents did an impromptu braai to celebrate “their 1st born’s” impeccable results. My friends were there neighbours etc. And then came a moment where “ba ntaya”(guidance) bcoz I was supposed to go to varsity in joburg(RAU). Amongst other things they told me if I have a boyfriend I should tell them now I’m a big girl.Knowing them I said gaayo, one friend o phaphang said oteng and he doesn’t stay too far. Tjo upon hearing those words my mom slapped me ka kafir klap(the back of the hand) and I fell right there in front of all those ppl. And she told me that I’m not going to Gauteng bcoz I will be a prostitute bcoz I have a boyfriend, and indeed I ended going to north west university. The next day she went to that boy’s house and told his mom that if we don’t break-up he will kill him. I was a talk of the village for a few months to come, every teenager who somehow “lost the path” was told that I will beat you like Dolly’s mom.

  81. Yoh yoh yoh, addicted, cnt wait for next chapter. And oh, i cnt stop loughing abt readers stories #completely entertained#

  82. After reading all 12 chapters I thank god I went to a Boys school non of this drama happened,lol my kids are going to Boys schools too! And I hope I never get girls #smfh

  83. Thanx Mike 4 making SA read, I am proud of u brother! U r an inspiration 2 us as young ppl of dis country…… Reading makes us fluent in dis language that is spoken world wide, it improves our vocabulary, SA needs more ppl like u, keep up da good work dat u doing, educating us! Thanx once again!!!!!! We waiting 4 chapter 13!!! Looking forwad!

  84. n i thot i was wild..looks lik iv got nun on thz gals….lav ur book, keep up the good work…..thsolo go hang wena

  85. I can relate shame as I was always in trouble nd my mom would just rock up @ school next thing I’d be called via the intercom to the headmasters office.

  86. You know as I keep reading this just feels as though a lady wrote this! This books are just too fun,if only chapter updates could be quicker,#interest!

  87. Your pattern of writing after 2/3 days,*yawn* Ch12/13 werw so so but give us drama,fun,love ur blog biggest fan <3

  88. Saw u on 3talk da other day ,wow,m enjoying yr work.It’s real ,It’s Mzansi n It’s captivating.
    My most humiliating moment was actuali in gr12,I went to late study class n afta dat at about 6pm,I was holding hands wit my classmate(guy) going home.jst as we got to da scul gate,there was my stepfather in darkness(winter time),I thot I was dreaming…WTF? he said ‘LET’S GO HOME’. mind u I was ready to b dissolved by da ground.

  89. I must say Nelisa’s parents remind me of my very own parents! Similar age difference. My dad is soft spoken and forever the peacemaker and we get along very well! My mom.. Eish umaMkize Hmm… Cha uyavutha bho! My dad is the only one who can calm Hurricane Ethel down most of the time! But I love them both to bits! With that said.. Excellent story Mike Maphoto…

  90. Well in primary this one teacher even forgot his name , in history class my book teared a bit on the side and had what we called indlebe .I dnt know how he saw it he literally flew on my desk started screaming causing a scene and finishing off my book. I didn’t know how react I was crying the whole day. My clasmates were in stitches ai xxx

  91. “If only she knew, they don’t give me pocket money, they take me to Sun City” I am so Hooked I can’t even believe the way she thinks

  92. oh my my this blog im sleepy buh i stl want to read more its getting more interesting……going to the nxt page slowly lol

  93. When I was in grade 10 while sitting in my science class i just felt some wetness in my behind when i stood up da was blood everywhere my periods just worsened n da fact dat da were boys around it just became da worst day ever

  94. Okay i see her point of view and yeah i also disliked my mom for some time cause she was strict and still is now and am 23 but i feel you.well now Thabo wants to talk? that means drama you having to explain yourself cause cheating aint cool

  95. “a lot of teenage girls hate their mothers at some point in their development”
    -very true that, at some point you even wish your own mother can die only to realis after 18 you were stupid cz if it wasnt for that woman u wuld be ppl’s mat….special when you start dating guys that are older than you……they promise you the whole world while they dont have a home even..eish… guys you should stop doing this to teenage gals..

  96. lol in high school i was found standing with a guy nd twas a saturday, our visitors from another province were leaving with their bus as my teacher parked his car behind me nd bf nd when he came to us he held my hand as if he was going to slap me, i roughly removed my hand nd ran. worst part was that it was a boarding school so the teacher drove back as i was running nd asked the matron to call me but i was still outside nd was locked outside because i was afraid of going in immediately. nd students had their own stories that i was found kissing.

  97. gosh MIke i read all chapters in one day…glued on my screen entire time.if i could read my bible like i read these series..ill be saint by now.GOOD WORK YOU HAVE HERE…

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