May 4, 2013 - ZuluGirlGoes2Jhb    131 Comments

Chapter Nine

I don’t know what got into me, no i lie, i know, i punched her so hard she fell over backward legs up and i started beating her. She tried to defend herself but hell hath no fury like a Zulu woman humiliated. in my anger i told her how i had to suck that dirty dick because of her and all she can do is laugh. i told her i never ever wanted to see her again. I was hurt. here was a girl who was supposed to be my sister when i was here, a girl from home who i was supposed to trust and now she was throwing me under a bus. Yes i should have seen the signs already but I had been naive in believing that all this was all good fun. She ran out of my room and for certain i thought she was gong to call security. Now i was scared. what if they threw me out of this place! Goodness this was only getting worse.

That night I cried to my parents and told them i needed to move out. I told them how my phone had been stolen and I didn’t fEel safe. I told them that I had to walk to school so I wanted to move out of cbd. As I was the first one into varsity from home they were worried sick. I had also never been away fro home so they could understand my genuine fear. My dad came on the phone and said he would make a plan for me I shouldn’t worry too much. I told him I would rather come home than stay here. I threatened to come by bus if I didn’t move out of here and told them UNISA was a definite option. I knew that would get their attention and keep it! At that moment I felt like a whore. I had done things that were depraved and I couldn’t comprehend. Tomorrow is school and I had to go register. With the way I was feeling I didn’t have the power, the will nor the energy to go there. There was a knock on the door and for a moment I wanted to ignore it. I was worried it was the police or security. The person wouldnt let up.

Eventually I went to the door. It was Ayanda. A friendly face at least. She immediately saw I was crying and asked me what was wrong. I couldn’t bring myself to tell her the truth so just told her it was my first time away from home so wasn’t handling it well. She called me a big baby and invited me to her room. We watched movies and slept in her bed. They say things always look better in the morning but not for me. That Monday morning it rained properly. I had no choice but to go on campus and because i was a first time student i couldn’t do it online. My mood hadn’t improved much to be honest hence the weather was not helping. Fortunately Ayanda had a car which made it a bit better for us. Rain always makes a black man look gloomy and on campus it was not any different. The campus was huge. Comparing to my old school it was gigantic. There were so many people and for some reason i felt i belonged. This is why i had applied here, this is what i wanted.

Remember on the day one when my dad dropped me off on the first day he had gone to Mondeor to see a friend of his. We shall call him uncle Rodney. My dad called me and said that he had found me a place to stay. he was rather excited because he said the place would be for free as Rodney owned it and that on Wednesday I will be moving in. True to my dads word uncle Rodney came and picked me up on the wednesday and took me to my new accommodation. Let me describe him real quick. He was possibly in his late thirties and was married. i deduced this from the ring on his finger. He spoke a lot and for an old man he listened to a lot of hip hop. My dad in comparison listened to maskandi and gospel but here we were in this mans Q7 and were listening to drake and lil wayne. The building was not far from my old place. It was a big brown building which was written Milpark. He said he knew someone there who was looking for a roommate. I was so glad to be moving out of my old place. I had only been there for a few days but I had seen so much in my five days in JHB I needed a fresh start. Milpark for those who dont know is behind Wits close to UJ. The room was in the sixth floor left at the elevator. Here i could start afresh and make proper friends. Uncle Rodney came and picked up my stuff and i left without saying bye to S. I owed her nothing. I remember when w were downstairs signing in there were these two guys that looked incredibly familiar. They stared at me just as much as I stared at them. My uncle then did the pirates cross handed sign and they both did the same. That is when i recognized them… they were pirates soccer players!

My room mates name we shall call N for N really is the first letter in her name and i must say she was the prettiest girl i had yet seen in jhb. She was a dark skinned xhosa girl with nice curves and short hair. No expensive weaves this time. She came downstairs and helped us take my things up. It was just bags so it wasnt much. My uncle said there was already a bed because the place came full furnished. He had decided not to rent it out this year just keep it as an investment. When we got to the room it was a two bedroom apartment complete with lounge bathroom and kitchen. It was definitely a step up from my old accommodation. Now i was at peace. I immediately started doing up my bed whilst Nel…. I mean N and my uncle were talking in the sitting room. i decided to go thank uMalume wami for really uNkulunkulu ambusise!

Walking out of my room, to my left leaning on the kitchen counter was uMalume wami blessing N with his tongue down her throat!

*****The End*****

131 Comments

  • Hai it never rains for you but it pours dear…

  • lol mathata…. o tla tshabela kae ke jozi maboneng

  • Ah ah ah ah!! Yoh yoh yoh, ur surrounded by freaks

  • Haai o bone metlholo ngwana ba2 lol

  • The grass wasn’t so greener on the other side, was it?

  • aggg weitsi yang neh immediately umalume oo leaves i would pack back my belongings nd catch the 1st bus back home.if ever u are still alive shame u are brave n i clap alota tyms 4 u,these malome nonsese mxm r bullshit n to think they nt even our real uncles n we jst say dat to respect them nxa

  • haai kanti whats going on LMAO

  • Meaning that your dad is also capable of doing what your uncle just did!! Lol things happen

  • Yoh yoh mukwakwa fela yeer

  • Lol mathata fela

  • Ai ai ai. Yoh ke matata mo. Cnt stop reading. Iam hooked.

  • Haai no girl trouble seems to follow nje…

  • hahahsahaha surprises all the way

  • MY word whaaat hahahha

  • Lol hahaaha your uncle is certainly not what i thot he is.layta Yehova!!!!?

  • Lool, im sure they didnt do a clensing*sp ceremony back home before you left… That eint bad luck, thats bad Blood!

  • Tshisa ‘lume & N,they waste no time!

  • Ei truble afta truble

  • Lmaol..OMG!!! Wonders shall never end!

  • Aai lo Malume lona ngathi uyaluma ngempela! He he he… #OnToTheNextOne

  • Lol ay no Zulu girl I guess U have to things on your own now..Usubone lukhulu phela lana ayngeke #JoziMaboneng

  • Eish…. girl you are between a rock and a hard place

  • I have the feeling ukuth malume uyaluma

  • Ao malume bathong! Ds just kips getting better

  • LMFAO…flippidy fuck fuck…yooh u seriously experienced a whole lotta sh*t in a short period of time, that’s indeed a place of dreams…*flips 2 da next page with enthusiasm*

  • Yoooh! Sodom & Gomorra!!!

  • So yhis place is for free that means u have to keep it a secret that lomalume is shagging your new room mate so daddy does not suppose to know otherwise u,ll loose this place aah girl from one trouble to another mos

  • Hai cha iZulu Girl seems to attract trouble whereever she goes…isono!

  • LMAO haibo! Ubonakale ngokuthi umamela i-hip hop lo malume ukuthi usile…*next*

  • Wat an experience! R u nw gonna call daddy dearest and tell him abt umalume lol

  • Eyuuuuuuuuuweee lol*as click next

  • You know how to hook a person ka di story tsa hao hle

  • Esheeeeeeeeeeee! #stunned#

  • Dade wethu dis aint yor world at all I jst hpe u won’t get messd up in yor mind *tearing* I’m nw shaking 2 flip on da next page

  • Lol tjo O_o, things jus keep getting worse :’D

  • Ke Jozi mo mama. It’s a dog eat dog world

  • Yah ne mehlolo a e feli

  • Yup! Umalume that listens to hip hop,owns property,lives in JHB is defin8ly a sugar daddy,he had all the signs nd symptoms.LOL

  • haha ai shame wa di bona, poor girl

  • LMAO Heeeeeeh Bathong odi bone

  • Well atleast u r far frm trouble ppl lyk ‘S’ though we dnt knw wt culd happen nxt…eish da story is quite interestin

  • Be careful, Malume has something in store for u too.—–>>chapter 10

  • ouch! Lord hv mercy. ths is too much fr her. u remind me of one of Ringo s tracks #uDoli

  • Lmfbao! Hay man! Uvelelwe sana lam.

  • Unebadi ntombi sjoh

  • ayikhona kanti y shud u c all these nonsense?

  • I thought as much uuncle no N*LOL*

  • finaly things are workng out for you

  • Tjo o worse. Bad luck follows u where ever u turn…u need some good cleansing

  • Haiboooo ka e tshaba JOZI (x_x) umalume kodwa
    Continues to da next chapter….

  • Ya neh

  • Just when you think it cant get any worse….life neh!

  • HAUA, and the plot thickens.

  • They say jozi ikwahamba ubhekemuva

  • Yhoooo can’t wait ukuva ngomalume lona!! Lol

  • This book is really interesting joe, yhoo I cnt do anything beside reading t

  • Looool just go back home to

  • Oohhh Lord….hunnnny what da Hell!!..ayyy bakwe2!….

  • lol haa haa the music never stops in your life girlies

  • Mmmmmmmmmh! Interesting #grabsachair

  • Ayi ke ukuhamba ukubona*clap once*

  • lol ahhhh,,yah life is jus a mess nje,,how unfortunate…

  • he banna, *shocked for days*

  • Lord have mercy!

  • Oh no! What happening now!
    Wenzan uMalume !!!!!!

  • Okay okay now this is just too much.. Too cliche if you ask me…

  • I literally shouted out #WTF !!!
    But yea neh de grass isn’t dat greener on thy other syd

  • Hayi ke Thixo cc uzothi woneni emhlabeni….??

  • I knew that you still gonna get to more trouble with this uncle of urs, from better to worse. good luck shem.

  • Sathane o tsamaya le wena sesi u need pryars

  • A beggining of a new chapter 4 zulu gal,shame even thou u du bad stuff god hv mercy nd gvz u a 2nd chance in lyf*touched* hope she learned 4erm her leasons

  • Tjooo ntombazana

  • Lol WTF malume wenza njani ngok ?

  • Wow u we’re at peace lol think u spoke 2 soo…… dis has become ma second gf n by da look of thing uzosala lv

  • Ai just go back to Mooi River coz ur next kwaaaaa! What next? I mean next chapter tuuuu

  • …Fresh air..nw u cn breath honey

  • Lol, sewasho is requird 4 u gurl!

  • Ke Gauteng Maboneng mo

  • yyoyoyo!

  • Ok see I went to Turfloop and I thought I saw things but this dang this girl saw a lot of things yhooooooo

  • Hai ! Atleast something pleasant happened this time around

  • Huh umalume

  • ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yho hayi trouble is ur best friend sana!

  • Neliswa is the name of ur new room mate… I’m not surprised thou, I dated a couple of Neliswa’s they all have a bad record.

  • My God dear boy are you in too deep in Jozi…hayi sobe kaloku sana

  • Each and every chapter just retrieves da smallest secrets!#ClapsOnce

  • Wow such an awosome piece 2 hav read,it felt lyk I was watchng a documentary.dats jozi 4 u baby gal. *claps once* O___O

  • Hhhayyi instead of things getting better they just get worse by the minute and it hasn’t even been a week since you’ve arrived in Jozi…very interesting though…

  • Hey u malume yilaba aba hot ntombi:-d

  • ag shem, u r bewitched

  • Lol thandeka wabantu, watch out for malume dear!!!

  • Wow Nomalume na but I’m so glad u left S

  • Yoh!!! Ngwanyana o aperwe ke mathata mentlha geh.

  • Hahahahahahahaha hai shame maan the is nowhere to run jozi is full of skam,Hade

  • Weeemuuuur ayikh0na zyakhipha ko jozi yeerrrr, ayi cc usenkingeni* What’s next?!?

  • No matter what, you really had to move out 4rm de old apartment! Dat was a brave thing 2do, snap WTF malume wakho thou!!! #FacesDown!

  • you gt da worst bad luck aowa!!

  • OMG, drama after drama. Ooooooh he-eh!

  • No shem Thandeka this aint right, this is toomuch.

  • Malume doesn’t leave any stone unturned-hehehe N is the roll on- Courtesy of Milpark flats

  • Yoh Yoh Yoh…Poor U

  • Hahhahaha I gv up

  • Awwwwu!! Uneshwa ntombazane!

  • Kodwa mtanabantu, waze waneshwa ha ha ha haaaaa cnt blv dis, its almost midnite and I can’t seem to get enaf of these chapters!

  • Well tht ws quiet kwl an amazn’ at lst shz n0w mvn’ smwhr bt i rlly am wndrn’ if ths isnt g0na b wrc than th 1 shz was in…#chptr10

  • Wat ’bout da cop’s sperm she swallowed? Xcuse moah 4 being ngwana wa diplase but ngeke a mithe?

  • Mathata a gago a eketsega daily!

  • Ayi ngeke kudlaliwe ngalengane.noMalume naye ay noooo

  • So i guess its true wt dey say bwt life in da big city neh lol n da big city neva sleeps n jst dis story alone got me thinkin bwt intersections u knw da HIV/AIDS chain lookin at her few days in jozi n da things she has done nt 4getin her sexual encounters bck home in mooi river gud God i cn only wonder bwt hr status.Thanx for opening our eyes dis is nt only a good read bt its educational too

  • Uncle is pure trouble, he can’t be on his late 30′s n stil into drake! His a pimp

  • OOh Lord have mercy. what has this poor child done to deserve this?

  • Maybe the father is as bad as MALUME…HUSH next chapter

  • OMG,U HAD IT ALL GILFRIEND,
    I WANTS TO HEAR SOME MORE;)

  • Hahahahah, yah neh . wonder shall neva end

  • I’m tears now, I féel so bad, you have been tru so much! Atlest uncle came to your rescue!

  • This ‘ uncle” I don’t trudt him he up to sumthing so addicted cnt stop almst 2am

  • Lol, Thandeka jumped out of the frying pan and now she is skating on thin ice.

  • Omg ur uncle surely is a super~uncle…m lvng it.

  • ayibo!! u malume futi?

  • she deserved the beating…..I wouldv helpd u sesi…and uncle R wasap…it seems lyk it nvr ends….

  • LmfaO! WtF? Shud I laugh or cry? ThiS iS aLl So FreAky yet EdUcaTionaL! Ke ithUtile Shame!ha Ke batle MathAta nxT yeaR! #High5 Thandeka <3

  • Iyooooooh Amen umubona nge hip pop umalume yazi

  • Dnt stick ur nose in it this time stay away weh ngane!!!!

  • sori guys, cnt gt tha langauge……. wat was uMalume doin??????????

  • trouble is following you my dear!

  • isukile…!

  • hai nna ha ke sa tshepa what if uncle o tlo changr le yena phela its lk zulu grl ha na luck

  • At least this chapter wasn’t bad for the zulu girl as for uMalume he is disgusting.

  • Neliswa? Dis is upseting man geez

  • Haaai boooo!!!! yavelelwa ingane yabantu

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