Ok I am not going to into detail with the multiple orgasms I had but what I can say is this, this British based man had learned a thing or two about sex from abalungu.
South African men, please Jesu please, sex is not a marathon of you pumping in and out like a security guard opening the boom gate at Medunsa Ga Rankuwa campus. That guy honestly must have muscles ah! Sfiso was a love maker not a sex worker. He did his shit right.
“Wow… Is there a Zulu word for wow?”
I asked him and he laughed. I was worn out.
“You can praise me with my clan name and ululate!”
He said laughing.
I teased him and he burst out laughing.
“Dude who said that’s my clan name where did you even get that?”
He asked me laughing. Indeed I had made it up.
“Did you want me to say Mapholoba like Khaphela and Khetiwe in Generations?”
I asked him and laughter filled the room. This guy really turned me into a comedian.
“Eish can you imagine those two having sex? Even the ancestors will die again of embarrassment and shame!”
He said laughing. Eish that word ancestors. Anyway back to the sex. The man I am telling you knew what he was doing. It was as though this was revenge angry sex after you took a man from someone who had been taking all your men before only to discover that he is an incredible guy. It was loving yes but it was dirty, emotional and I curled my toes at least 3 times with each orgasm. If I made a bad decision fucking Sfiso (again) then just know I did it again and again and again in one night. How many times to get it with your man? Pshhhh ni no mona njengo Babes Wodumo no Maphinstha, you complain when some of us are getting some but you at home with that boring guy of yours… Dololo!
“I have been wanting to talk to you about something which is very important!”
He said suddenly in the afterglow. You know after sex you just want to lie down and think about all the nasty names you called each other, how many scratch marks are on your back or worse, what do you call that thing he does with his dick when its inside you?
“Sure but please tell me we not doing it again I am exhausted! You have too much energy and you talk too much during sex!”
I told him and he gave me a weak laugh in response.
“I can’t help it. You make me want to talk!”
He said and that was true, he made me want to talk to.
“So what’s on your mind?”
I asked him.
“I don’t want you taking this the wrong way, I really don’t but its a discussion we need to have now before this goes on…”
He kept quiet for a second and I held my breath,
“Before what goes ahead?”
I asked him trying to act like he was going on about much ado about nothing but truth be told I was in panic mode.
“I really like you Lungi. Its not a joke I really do. I want to be with you!”
He said. I did not smile though.
“Why do I feel a but is coming?”
I asked him.
“Yes there is a but… I can’t be with you just yet officially. I mean you know what has just happened in my life. The last thing I want is for you to be my rebound because you really could be the one!”
He said. He was lying on his back and I was facing the other side away from him. I turned around and put my head on his shoulder.
“I know. It’s too soon. I tell myself that I must stay away from you for obvious reasons. I try to meet other people but every time you call I just don’t know!”
I found myself opening up to him. Many girls know this, there is that one guy who no matter what broken place you met in he has something that makes you know you can never fully get rid of him.
That was my guy.
“So what do we do? Do we stop seeing each other and wait for you to get right?”
I asked him. It was a good question I think because I really liked him and he really liked me.
“I don’t know. I feel selfish and guilty to ask you to do that. Selfish because you are stopping your life for me and guilty because my wife is barely in the ground and I am moving on already…”
Ok that last bit made me feel guilty too. Of all of my guys the one I liked the most was obviously Sfiso. They say real love waits for the person it loves but that’s only in the movies. You won’t hear me saying to a guy I waited 2 years for you nor a guy saying that.
“This is so complicated!”
He said as he sat up. I sat up with him.
“When are you going back to work?”
I asked him. I had not forgotten that he lived halfway across the world and imagine ladies if you can’t do a “long distance” relationship with someone who lives in Joburg and you live in Pretoria imagine South Africa and England? Its insane.
“I have two more weeks here and if that’s fine by you I would like to see you every day before I leave!”
He was making his play.
“Not for sex. I am the one who will get hurt here at the end of the day.”
I said to him the first thing that came to mind. My heart wanted it but logic definitely told me that would be a huge mistake.
“I never said anything about sex. You told me that you are off work right, let’s travel. Let’s see South Africa you know! We can have a road trip!”
He said to me and then laughed,
“And… We would make love in every province! I am sure that’s a record!”
He said back to his jokes again but I was serious. I was not going to be left holding a candle when he went overseas.
“I am good with the record. I want you here with me!”
I told him allowing my vulnerability to show. Sfiso had this disarming charm that could make even a lesbian fall for him. He was easy on the eye, smiled with a dimple and just had a way of making you laugh without even putting effort.
“I want to be here with you too but I work far. I was hoping over the next two weeks we will bond properly and then it will be easier for me to convince you to come with me! You know like run after the taxi and demand that I take you with me…”
He said with a smile on his face yet again. See now this was sweet but because he was always a joking person it was hard to tell when he was being serious or not. Frustration.
“Let’s go take a shower. I am hungry and I can’t eat after all that sweating!”
He said and I totally agreed. The bed was even wet. He cleaned up all the condoms he had used and put them away.
“You have the right sized ass you know that right. It looks like those big grape fruits!”
He said and I laughed. He said this looking at me as I walked towards the shower.
“You such a pervert you know that,”
“But I like it!”
I said turning around and giving him a a quick kiss on the chick walking past.
“I like it too.”
He said but he grabbed and he kissed me square on the lips passionately.
“No, not again! In fact I am bathing alone because I don’t think my honey pot here can take anymore. It’s all out of honey!”
I said teasing him and I walked away shaking my ass like one of those little Queen Twerk in Taboo on a night it’s full of rich blessers. Imagine the thirst I created.
“Ah come on Lungi I promise I won’t touch!”
He shouted after me without following which was a good thing. I did not want him here for a reason.
“Am locking the door you hungry dude!”
I said to him trying to sound sassy but I was not kidding. I locked the door behind me. I ran the shower and as I was already naked I was in it in seconds.
The real reason why I did not want to be with him in it, after such an evening of love making, I wanted to do this…
I cried so much and it was worse because I did not want to make a sound as I did it.
“This is never going to happen.”
I told myself.
“He lost his wife barely a month ago what am I doing?”
I asked myself.
“The ancestors want me with someone else so won’t I just be bringing problems to his life?”
That was my next question inside me as my salty tears mixed with the shower water going into the drain. I had so much going on.
“What if my calling gets intense all the way in England? What then?”
Another question popped up. They were so many questions and all these things need answers. Eventually I finished bathing and went back to the room. I found Sfiso dancing to music on the TV naked as the day he was born.
“You my beautiful woman, you my beautiful woman, you my beautiful woman. Usithando senhliziyo yami wena, you my beautiful woman”
The song blasted and when he saw me he started singing it to me. This guy was so funny, cute and romantic.
It just came out.
“Yes let’s do the roadtrip! It will be fun!”
I told him. When I left the bathroom that had not been my intension to say that but now looking at him being so cute the words just came out. I wanted this, I wanted him.
“Yeah that’s my beautiful woman!”
He said making a fist pump.
“I am so excited. You will do all the driving though!”
He said cracking a joke.
If this worked out according to his plan, I was leaving South Africa.
I think I love Sfiso.
Michael Nkululeko Maphoto (fb)
I am 28 and female and I want to tell you that women are trash too. This is my story. I am angry at myself. I was dating a guy for three years then he cheated on me with my bestfriend. Shap, I broke up with him for it and broke off the friendship. He then not only engaged her but paid lobola for her as well. People laughed at me saying that I was the one who delayed their happiness. She sent me an apology and invited me to the wedding. We grew up in the same street and our mothers are friends from church even. My mother insisted I go to that wedding otherwise it would look bad. I went. She was so happy but me seeing her like that made me angry and jealous. She had gotten away with it. I had trusted her during my relationship with him. I used to confide in her. Thabo is that kind of guy who needed cleaning up and raising. I did all that, stopped him drinking, cleaned him up and forced him to buy a house etc. Now after my hard work she swooped in when the work was done, that did not sit well with me. As a result of my jealousy after the wedding I paid some girl I know to hook up with him. She is very pretty and was broke. Fortunately she liked him and she started sleeping with him in no time. It was not enough for me, I got a second girl to do the same. I then got girl one to reveal to his wife that he is having an affair. My ex best friend and him had a fight and she stabbed him on the shoulder. Now she is in more trouble because the wimp pressed charges. I am not sure if I am happy with it but I am not satsified with what I did. I just wanted them to hurt each other emotionally like they did me. Thabo is now dating girl number 3 openly imagine. Its like I hooked him up imagine. So nothing worked out.
That’s my story.