I had had an emotional last couple of days. I had lost my job, I had attended a funeral, I had almost been arrested and I had accepted a bloody calling. Then I had come home to find that another woman, one I did not quite like mind
you had taken the man I liked and you expect me to be apologetic about! Yho Shem you must have lost your mind. This was my time. I needed a break and I need to fucken get laid. Is that too much for a girl to ask for really? Girls like me who like doing things by the book are the ones that will forever be the bridesmaids and I was not about that life today. I wanted to do me, make it about me and stop apologizing for even existing. All the loose girls I knew were married and look at me, I with my big job and rules was still going home to sleep alone. Esihle had been mocking me all evening now I was going to show the object of her desire what he was missing. It’s really that simple hey and maybe if people start calling me names then maybe a man will find me desirable enough to marry! I was putting myself out there!
“What’s gotten into you?”
He asked me.
“Would you just shut up?”
I asked him. I went and pulled down his track pants. I could still smell the lotion on him; I think he had just bathed. Pity, he will have to bath again then if Esethu was indeed coming back. His dick was already up and standing at full attention. It was like one of those soldiers that wear read that guard the queen, all big tall and standing proud amen! I think it’s because of how aggressive I was demanding it. Men are weird creatures. They like women to be aggressive in bed and here is the irony, once the woman is a girlfriend she doesn’t want wild sex, she wants you to make love to her slowly and gently listening to slow music! What the fuck? No wonder why these dogs cheat because realistically that is some boring stuff right there. With you right there making slow love what what he is busy thinking about other things or other women the way he is so bored!
“I guess someone is happy to see me!”
I said sarcastically. He was lying on the bed, legs slightly apart and I came and knelt on the floor (it’s carpeted) at the base of the bed. (If there any kids time to turn away now). I took his dick into my mouth. I don’t know what a blowjob does to men but from book I have read from Cosmo to porn, blowjob is huge in the primitive psyche of men! They are weak to eat even more so than sex. He tried to sit up perhaps to see what was going on down there but with my right hand I pushed him down. There was nothing to see here.
I kissed his body inch by inch. As his dick was already up and I know mean can’t keep it up for that long anyway, I held it with a vice grip whilst I did everything else. I did not want him to lose the sensation and every time I felt it weakening or becoming flaccid I would go back to the tried and tested blowjob. Poor man was on the edge! Now tell me, could his doctor do the same thing? Did she have the patience to take care of him, I mean every inch of him the way I did? I don’t think so.
“Please can I go inside?”
He begged me.
I asked him.
“This is not a mall where you just walk in and do what you want!”
I told him.
“You have to work for it! I am not the cold storage unit at your bottle store where you just walk in, I have needs too!”
I continued. At this stage because he was so horny he would have let me done anything.
“What do you want? I can muff you! I am not really good at…”
He was about to say,
“Shhhhh love you killing the mood; move up on the bed a little!”
Remember he was still sitting on the edge,
“I am going to sit on your face!”
I could see the shock on his face horny as he was!
“Sit on my face? How?”
“You just lie down I am the one doing the sitting remember. When I am own you face you will then muff me whilst I blow you again!”
Thank heavens a breeze had entered the room because his dick was getting flaccid again.
“OH you mean a 69!”
He said out loud.
“Dude do you want to wake up Ntheti?”
I asked him laughing.
He said. I positioned myself and facing his legs but on top of him. If you never done a 69 before then you are honestly wasting your time in whatever it is that you call sex. All the people you have slept with are not worth even being mentioned shem this thing is so amazing. He was a bit clumsy no lie but a tounge can only move in so many directions right. On my side I was slacking off a bit because I knew he was about to cum. Now was the time! I could feel it.
“I need to stand up!”
I told him. I think he realized that this was the moment! He was about to get laid! He was about to receive the blessings that every man loves!
He said. The excitement in his voice be it only over two words was palpable. He was like a kid in the candy store! I stood up.
“I am going home now!”
I said as calmly as a lying former SABC board member during that parliamentary enquiry. I think the first time those words came out I was actually joking but his reaction made me realize that wait, I had a moment here.
“What? Going home to do what? I have condoms here!”
He said I think his mind a bit slow to process what was happening right now at this moment. I was so horny myself, my body was on fire and saying that I could here every hormone in my body curse and swear at me. They were justified too because even my brain was fighting itself on that decision.
“I just wanted to remind you that this is what you left behind for a woman you will never see because she will always be at work!”
I told him.
“You are joking right? You can’t leave me like this, come on!”
He pleaded with me like a baby sitting up. I am sure he had tears in his eyes and his dick was still at full attention. Now it was not even going down ah let’s hope he had not taken Viagra. I wish I could record this.
“You made your decision. Now look at what you are doing to Ntheteng. To you she might just be a child but she loves me not her. Kids sense something off with people and there is something off with Esethu! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!”
I told him as I picked up my clothes and as brave as anything I have ever been I walked from his house to mine stark naked. What was I thinking?
“There is something off about Esethu!”
I told myself when I closed the door behind me at my house.
“Did I just say that?”
I asked myself out loud. I had just played dirty and like all things dirty there are always consequences. I was still horny though. I went to my secret drawer and took out my long lost friend, my vibrator. I had not used BoyBoy in a long time and I am sure even he was surprised to see me!
“I just left a beautiful man there for you boy so don’t let me down!”
I said to my vibrator as I had to the shower! I was losing it; I was talking to my vibrator that’s how horny I was.
Mbuso was not going to forget it this in a long time I told myself and I laughed.
“Lungile you have lost your mind!”
I told myself as I pushed the own button and the vibrator came to life then guess what, not ten seconds later the battery died!
I screamed out loud in frustration. You got to be fucken kidding me! Really! If it was those ancestors again they were messing with sacred things now! Come on!
Michael Nkululeko Maphoto (fb)
I am so honored that you are reading my letter. Your work has inspired my students for a long time and I always encourage them to read.
As you might have guessed I am a high school teacher. I am 39 and I have been married to my husband for 15 years now. We started dating when I was in college and got married the year I graduated. I was a virgin when we started dating. My husband has been good to me and the problem is me. I cheated with a colleague about 10 years ago when my husband and I were fighting a lot. It was fun and dangerous and that element never left me. I have gone on to cheat at different times with probably four other men during the marriage. He had never cheated once or I had never caught him. I was never caught either. Three months ago I found out that on a business trip he had slept with a prostitute. He had paid for sex to sleep with a prostitute. I mean how low can he get. He had slept with someone for money. I found out because I overheard his friend shouting at him for making such a bad judgement call. The people I slept with also gave me gifts and money but I was having affairs not going to pay for sex. My husband and I have a healthy sex life and even the day he left for that trip we had sex. Why then would he do that? Do you think he found out about me? I am angry and hurt. It might sound selfish but I never got caught and he did. He has been apologizing since but I find myself reluctant to go near him. That is disease territory. We have two kids by the way.
Why am I failing to forgive? I have done worse to him over time and yes he might not know but I know.
What should I do?