As a doctor I have seen it all, women who have tried to dab their honey pots with Dettol or Jik (I kid you not) after having sex just so their men don’t find out that they cheated! It’s unbelievable how much our feba behavior makes us so creative and yet so dumb in our decision making. Ladies tell me, if you can push out a baby out of that tiny hole then honestly how can a dick, no matter how big it is sense that you have just had sex? Really now ladies! You should know better. Your honeypot is a muscle which expands and contacts depending on the hormones going through you and where your mind is at. With that said I knew that he would never feel it! Secondly and most importantly, women are hypocrites even against themselves. We have all been cheated on several times and we never find out on the first occasion of his cheating. Have you ever considered how many times you have ever had to suck him off after he had been inside someone else. This is especially true if you stay with your husband or boyfriend and he is someone who likes going out. If he went out and you had sex with him when he got back you can rest assured that at some point you shared something with other woman. Now that I do it I am called a whore, a slut and some say sies… Sies to you for always allowing men to get away with what they dish out to you regularly. When will we learn as women that our power lies in teaching this bastards that whatever they can do we can do better!
“I am so horny already and already wet, please love I want you to muff me!”
I said to him. He was very confused. He liked it when I gave him blowjobs but never seemed to like going down on me. It’s funny really because a lot of women have to blowjob men who won’t muff! Where is it written that his mouth is better than yours hence why it can’t go down on you. Never! I am not even being feministic but simply fair. We parked at the back of the hospital in the dark corner I mentioned. He used his phone to navigate to me after I jumped to the backseat. I took the phone from him and told him that for today I wanted him to use his senses to locate me. I was not sure what he wouldd find there so let’s not take chances. I was actually quite horny.
“I am not sure how to muff properly though!”
Dwee! I was never sure how to blowjob either but you made me do it too so get over yourself I thought. I was patient though. Today I will teach him.
“I will guide you don’t worry!”
I told him with my eyes already closed. He was not sure but he crept in. I could feel the spikey ends of his beard prick my inner thighs.
“Don’t tongue fuck me, use your tongue to find my clit instead…”
I told him as he started to lick. It’s a good thing I had used a condom with Richard otherwise he would be licking other things.
“Yes that’s the spot, the little ball like knob you are…. aaaargh!”
I groaned as he found the right spot. It was heavenly and amazing. Men say there is a lot of things that they don’t do and can’t follow but who are they kidding, when they do it they are great at it. I kept him there for a good five minutes and I orgasmed once. This was the second time today I had reached orgasm. When he moved away to try take off his pants we heard some of the guards talking as they were walking towards us.
“Crap, we have to go!”
I said to him. I am sure if I could see in the dark his face would have been ash now with disappointed.
“Ah come on can I just stick in once I am so horny too now!”
He said disappointed but the voices were getting closer!
“No love! We have to go. Are you trying to get me fired!”
I said making light of it! We moved back to the front of the car and he drove off grumpily. We drove past two security guards who were working towards the car. I don’t think they had seen us though. When we got on the high way I decided to return the favor! See what we drive automatic cars as opposed to manual. I opened my husbands zip and proceeded to give him a blowjob. I think I took him by surprise because we had long ceased to be a sexual couple. He was so turned on by my actions and was having problems keeping the car straight. This is Joburg and we house the most overzealous metro cops. Jhb Metro Cops are like that friend in the passenger sit that tries to push more game than the driver. He will hit on you like he was the driver and it is his car. They are not even real police and the often seem to carry that bribe chip on their shoulder no wonder why they stop us so much. The blue lights went on behind us. He was driving a BMW and I honestly wonder who the hell buys all these expensive cars for them. As our car is an SUV I told my husband not to worry because he had not seen what we were doing.
“Step out of the vehicle please sir!”
He said calmly when he walked to our window.
“Is there a problem officer?”
My husband asked as he stepped out. The officer explained the drunken like driving and askedd my husband if he had had any to drink tonight which my husband denied. He said he needed to administer the test to make sure because such erratic driving is dangerous. My husband complied and said that it was fault he had caught a cramp whilst driving. I wanted to laugh so badly but I held it in. My husband was a good liar.
“That’s not good enough an excuse for you to do that!”
When he saw that my husband was not drunk he gave him a ticket and drove off. At this stage I am certain my husband was no longer horny because he hated fines. So much for a romantic night of us lovemaking.
“Tomorrow first thing in the morning we are leaving for Bloemfontein so please no stories!”
I told him as soon as we got home.
“But love I want to stay behind because I am not comfortable with us both being out of town with Lintle there!”
He said trying to wiggle out of it the worm!
“You are coming with me Sizwe! That’s that. As long as that woman is around here you go where I go! I am not joking!”
I said sternly. He did not argue with me anymore as he got into his pj’s. I think he thought I had given him a blowjob because I wanted to bribe him into coming with me.
“Are we not going to continue what we started earlier in the car because you still owe me!”
He said cuddling up to me cupping my breast! The moment for me had passed though and I was cold already. It was not my fault he could not keep the car straight when I was doing my thing.
I turned around giving him my back and opened my mouth to speak. It was so quiet which made my voice even more eerie in the dark.
“If you ever cheat on me again I won’t leave you. I will wait for you to sleep, suck your dick hard and when you think you are about to get some, I will take a scissors and and cut it off!”
I said clearly and to the point!
“Huh, what are you talking about?”
He said confused!
“You slept with that woman. I told you to be honest with me and you were not! Have I made myself clear?”
I asked him again.
“Yes. I am sorry!”
He said all confused. That was the whole point. Now he was asking himself how I could have made love to him, or an attempt at it, knowing that he had cheated!?
Every woman knows her dog!
Michael Nkululeko Maphoto
Thank you for reading this.
I have been dating a well known soccer player for three years. He was my first and still is the only one I have ever slept with. He has cheated several times already and two weeks ago he asked if he could marry me. He bought a ring and all and went down on one knee. I could not bring myself to say yes because much as I love him I know he will cheat. He does not understand why because he knows I worship his ass. I know if I say yes I will be opening myself up to a world of heartache and pain. I am nonetheless afraid of letting go of him because he is all I have ever known. In spite of the cheating he has been a good boyfriend and taken good care of me. Is that enough for me to stay with him though?
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