A lot of people, yourself included have sexual fantasies. It’s natural to want to do things you would not normally do. A fantasy however is tricky with someone you love. An example would be if you into that Fifty Shades of Grey shit how on earth do you moer your wife or husband. I mean can you ever look at him or her the same! I know I can’t! I would probably laughed everytime I think of him crying like a baby or wince at the thought of how vulnerable I was when we were doing what we were doing.m A fantasy only works with a mistress because that’s what she is, an extra in your life. That’s not the point though, there is nothing wrong with letting your imagination run wild and trying new things but come on! Sex in your mother’s bed? What kind of fucked up fantasy is that. I often tell you this, my sister has no boundaries. Out of all the rooms in the house how can she have sex in my mothers bed. I know so many people when they speak of their fantasies or naughtiest moments they tell you how they had sex in their parents bedroom but when you actually see it, no man, no! It’s beyond disgusting.
“Really Judith! Really!”
I screamed at her and her butt naked boyfriend. I was actually so angry! This was not something I had actually ever thought of ever seeing.
“This is mama’s bed, not just anyone! The mother who gave birth to you and raised you, fixed all your problems and more! How do you disrespect her like that? She fucken feeds your ungrateful ass for crying out loud Judith come on!”
I asked. The screaming woke up Amo and immediately he started crying. He was right next to them when they were having sex! I did not pick him up immediately because I would have dropped him. I know he is just a baby but this was wrong. I swear she was doing it to punish mom for making her go to school again and if this was the case she was the type to spit in your food when cooking! Thank heavens we never allowed her near the pots then. How can two siblings be so different though. My sister was beyond redemption.
“O come on Faith don’t be so uptight it’s just a fantasy! It’s no big deal”
She said not bothering to cover up and funny enough neither was he! I am not a prude or anything,
“Look what he gave me!”
She said waving what looked from a distance like a diamond ring but I could tell from here how fake it was!
“He proposed to me!”
She said when I had not said anything back. I know what you meant just get the fuck off my mothers bed!
“Congratulations now get off my mothers bed and go have sex in your room! And when you are done come change the sheets. I mean you even went into the sheets really!l
I said angrily walking to pick up my son! I can’t believe she had done that, who does that!
“We were celebrating! We have already sex in every room, yours was next!”
She said and I am not sure whether she was kidding or not! I think I am cursed really! I am the more mature one, more reliable one at home yet I was the one who brought a baby home! How is that even possible? Churches are full of single mothers bazalwane yet all the girls they called promiscuous or naughty are the ones who are married whilst they are fighting to get a ring? How does that work? Judith had a ring now, fake or not she did, I did not! I am not saying getting married is my ultimate goal in life but for my wayward sister to beat me to it, without a baby nogal, clearly the joke was on me!
“And how can you have sex in front of Amo Judith?
I asked her! I was so irritated but she did not see anything wrong with it! She said Amo is a baby and all poor people who live in one room house have many kids so where are they making them. It was meant to be funny and her boyfriend laughed but I was just more annoyed. I took my baby and I went to my room. She followed me naked still and said,
“I am sorry. Please don’t tell mom. I will clean it up. I just got over excited when he went down on one knee. He wants to marry me imagine, me, the deliquent. He says he will take care of me and I don’t even have to go to school!”
The way women can be so stupid! A man will take care of you until he is tired of you leeching of him then what! She was blinded by love to even see that! I was too tired for this I told her we will discuss it in the morning. She left me alone.
When I got there my phone was ringing! I did not get to it in time though because it hung up when I got to it. When I looked I had 18 missed calls from a number I did not know! I called back.
“Good evening maam, I am a security guard at Monte Casino!”
A woman’s voice said. I could hear that she was not alone but I acted all surprised.
“Yes what can I do for you?”
I asked her so innocently.
“We are with a semi dressed…”
People laughed when she said that which confirmed that I was not wrong when I assumed that he was not alone.
“We are with a semi dressed man who says you stoole his clothes and his keys! Madam that’s a crime and you can be arrested for this. He asked us not to call the police if you bring back his things!”
She said trying to sound stern but I could hear she was about to laugh!
“Sisi, I didn’t steal his things. That man left his pregnant wife at home and triedd to sleep with me imagine!”
You see with women we understand one another. She will never forgive a man who cheats on a pregnant sister. That one I know as fact unless of course she is the one he is cheating with then of course, it ain’t her fault she got pregnant!
“His clothes are they by his car, just walk around your will find them, the keys too. I didn’t steal anything!”
I told her. She asked someone to check and when they found them they burst out laughing. I could hear Mudenda groan at the realization that he had not had to go through all that had he just looked. Now I had to brace for myself for the backlash!
“Sisi, how did he call for help though?”
I was curious to know. I really was. I am sure he was fuming though.
“He was too far where he parked so no one goes there. Someone found him walking and he explained his situation. I must say it’s very odd even here to find someone walking with his butt out!”
No one likes being spoken about when they are there in person. I could hear him cursing me out and when he was done he drove off. The woman I was talking to told me that she wished she had the guts to punish her lying cheating boyfriend like I had done. Isn’t that every woman’s wish though, to punish our boyfriends at times because of how much they put us through. Something however always stops us and they go on to do more shit.
Tonight I was sleeping with a smile on my face because of Mudenda. I had to savor the moment. As I settled into bed I got an sms.
“I think I am pregnant Faith. I don’t know who the baby is. I am scared. What must I do?”
It was from Aurelia!
Too much drama for one day!
Michael Nkululeko Maphoto
Dear Mike’s Readers
I have a situation and I would like get some advise from your readers. I am soon to be 35, single mom and my son is 10 years old and my son lives with me full time. Just the two of us. I have a good job and work for a good company. Basically, I’m the typical “educated, independent woman” and I have my ish together. I have never been married and I have limited dating and exposing my son to the guys I have dated previously because dating is just not easy if you are a single mom and you cant expose your child to all the special “guys” out there..
I recently reconnected with a high school friend (I’ve known him for 20 years). Let’s call him Mr Wonderful. Mr Wonderful and I never dated in high school – we were just friends. We reconnected via social media in Dec, we started dating and we have been inseparable ever since. I have been very happy since we reconnected. I feel like I’m 15 years old again… It’s only been 6 months and we are very serious about building a life together. (he’s 37 by the way).For example – my son and I have already met his mother, his child (he’s divorced) some of his uncles and his sisters. My son gets along well with him and his child, and my family members that have met Mr Wonderful, completely love and adore him. He treats me like a queen…
My son was recently in hospital and I accumulated a lot of hospital and doctors’ bills that my medical aid will not cover – long complicated story. Mr Wonderful has suggested that we move in with him at his place so that I can manage those hospital bills and other bills accumulated. On that same note, he wants to go home to “bika” his intensions and pay lobola in September this year.
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