Of all the rotten luck in the world did she really have to wake up at this moment. I had given her the right dosage I think of her doctor recommended pills yet there should stood. They promised 12hour sleep but clearly they were made in China or something. She looked drowsy yes but she was fully awake. black people do not sleep walk, that’s witchcraft to us. Why did she come downstairs though? I really must sue this company that made this sleeping pill! Come on now! Was she really up? For the love of God can’t this woman do something right for once! Really now! Much as I wanted to punish her and humiliate her I also did not want her to catch me at it! She was standing there and I don’t think she had heard the whole conversation. Zimasa froze almost giving it all away. That’s the problem with getting in trouble with young people involved. They cannot think on their feet. I had to come up with something quickly.
“Asthandile come join us!”
I said laughing pretending it was all normal.
“You should come hear what these kids get up to!”
I said continuing my laugh,
“If you give me a daughter I will sue you ah ah the stories I have heard today!”
I said in an obvious lie. I did not act guilty or anything like that. I made it seem like it was a matter of fact. Asthandile wanted to lose her temper but the way we acted so casual about really put a spanner into any tantrum she might have had inside her! Lying is easy but making it plausible is where the work is.
“No Mxolisi you can’t be having such conversations with them they are too young!”
She said not exactly snapping but her voice was in distress. I think she wanted to shout but it just was not coming out.
“Ah my love come on. If the kids can’t be free to talk and ask questions amongst us who then can they talk to. It’s harmless fun and we all learn from each other. Don’t be a party pooper. Come in and swim with us!”
I said urging. I knew she would never get in. For someone who grew up in a coastal city she had this uncanny fear of cold water let alone at night. She said she was fine and was sleepy in any case. She had been forced to wake up because she had to pee. I told I will walk her back to bed then. She did not seem to mind. She smiled and said yes please. I was being extra nice something which I had not been in a long time. I dried myself walked after her. She asked me to dry again because she did not want me dripping in her house. I did so. When we got upstairs she asked me to take of my shorts because I was going to catch a cold. I told her I was going back to swim but she insisted. She stood in front of me, went on her knees and put Junior inside her mouth. Since I started writing my memoirs this was the second time my wife was giving me a blowjob! Like what the hell! I was quite nervous she would smell Ezile off me but she didn’t. Two minutes in she said,
“I just wanted to see if I still turn you on with my touch!”
Dwee woman you didn’t touch me, you sucked me like a lollipop! I was hard again and I was horny.
“No sex tonight sorry. I am too sleepy! Goodnight and please switch off the light behind you!”
She said with a grin on her face! Really? Had this just happened! Again my wife had shocked me because this was not the Asthandile I had married. She got into bed and turned around. I thought she was kidding but she was not. In two minutes she was out cold. I put on my wet pants but now they felt cold. My hard Junior started to go down. It’s not a myth ladies cold water calms that shit down faster than it goes up. When I got downstairs both girls were in the pool.
“Please remind me not to marry a lawyer because you guys lie so well ah ah ah!”
“Like honestly how did you come uo with that lie! She even forgot what we were discussing!”
Zimasa asked me. I brushed it off and instead asked Ezile if she was ok. Most girls want cuddling after they lose their virginity but she was getting none of that unfortunately. Instead she said,
“Ah Zimasa it’s your turn I can’t have sex alone!”
Crap I had forgotten Zimasa. I felt guilty for Ezile because her level of innocence was really shocking but I had no regret whatsoever. Zimasa didn’t hesitate.
“I am going to teach you how to sleep with a guy. It’s a good thing he is mature enough to know how.”
She said so calmly. I won’t go into detail but that some of the best six I have had. I was tired when we got done and all I wanted and needed was my bed.
When I got upstairs all I wanted to do was pass ou. There was a message on my phone though which read,
“I had lunch with your good friend Lindiwe and she told me interesting stories about you and her. We need to talk!”
That was from Khanyi but more importantly what did Lindiwe say to her?
Michael Nkululeko Maphoto
I have doubting 2 send u this letter. I’m 35yrs married woman my marriage is not perfect but at least we managed 2 talk nd sacrifices nd sort out our differences. Until last year I found that my hubby is fathering a baby girl (she’s 2yrs) with another woman. We have 2 kids of our own but since then I can’t 4give him. I tried 2 divorce but bcos of finance I couldn’t afford a lawyer
My problem is I don’t love him anymore I started cheating trying 2 get back at him worst part is I sleep with those men and I enjoy doing it, I sleep with young and old I even invite men just 2 sleep with me. I even go on those naughty sites nd invites strangers just 2 have sex I have done it a lot in such a short time. Now I see is not safe I want to stop but my other problem is I don’t want to have sex with him and I’m tired of sleeping around cos now I’m also sleeping with my best friend’s hubby
Need help not judgement