Confessions – Chapter Nine

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Do not worship your priests, they will not save you nor will they ever cleanse you! Only you can do that. Your priest facilitates a righteous path for you and the rest is up to you! That’s what my father always said so what the fuck had she called him for! Did she want me to be struck down by lightening or something? I really wished I attended those big churches that are so big its impossible for the priests to come fix your day to day problems! I felt like I was in Sibongiles house! As I sat there at the gate feeling stupid I got to reflect. There is nothing more humiliating than what had just happened to me. There was no way in hell I was going to enter the house and be prayed for. The problem with our priest is that when he gave a sermon he will give an example of you to drive his point home in the congregation. Even if the sermon had nothing to do with your crime he would find a way of bringing it in. That’s why I didn’t want to enter that house.

I think I must explain, my household was not overly religious. We did the whole Sunday thing of church but it was not like we were that family that insisted on sitting in front so the when the priest speaks the God will get to us first. In fact half the time my mum and I would come and gossip about all the drama that happened in that church especially how the pastor personalized things. It is therefore why I was shocked that my mother would call him.

Sitting on the drain watching the cars pass was my best option. I was waiting for my father to arrive. Yes he would be angry at me but generally fathers don’t beat daughters. There are just too many laws in this country that would make a man think twice before taking that step. Violence of woman against woman is “fine” they call it discipline! Even at that thought I still roll my eyes!

Caught deep in these thoughts I didn’t see my mum walk up behind me. She was already upon me when she hissed through gritted teeth why was I sitting at the gate like a homeless child? She asked me if I was trying to further humiliate her after all my shenanigans. Note she was hissing with a smile so that the priest who was by his car could not see her anger. He walked up behind her and greeted her. I was polite to him and courteous. He said unfortunately he had to go for he had matters to attend and then said to my mother she must tell him what she decides. My mum reassured him that it shall be done! I was certain they were sending me to a convent.

My mother sat me down and told me that she had gone over the top. Duh! Really? Wow!!! She told me that she had done this out of love because she had gotten so scared for my future. She apologized for the beating. You know it’s funny, there is a saying which says what forgets is the axe the tree never forgets. I was the tree right and my stump was my eternal humiliation. I thought we were cool now but wrong there was more bad news for me… This woman still had one ace up her sleeve which honestly hadn’t seen coming. She stood up and took my blazer which i had taken off and put on the chair. From it in my right hand pocket she took out my phone. My mother had just confiscated my phone. She said that she was not going to switch my phone off. She was going to answer all my calls and pretend it was me until my sugar daddy called. She said she was not going to beat me up every day until I spilled the beans. That took too much effort. This was easier and more efficient. I was stunned!

I had refused to tell her so she will find him herself. Now that one I did not expect. My phone was not even password protected!!! I had pictures there I had taken for Thabo which I am not sure I had deleted or not. Look there is no girl I know that has NEVER taken a naughty picture for guy or even for just her. What’s that saying again, Neil Armstrong went to the moon for the first time for mankind and took four pictures but a girl goes to the bathroom for five minutes and takes twenty pictures. Yes I was a cliché. I had pictures out there, some very racy indeed. Its almost like a rite of passage for a high school girl to take a picture! If my mom saw those pictures I would die. I went on my knees. I begged her, Ke mo kopile ka dilo tsotlhe tsene kenale tsona or in xhosa, Ndamcenga ngetliziyo yam yonke! Loosely translated, I begged her with everything I had. In any girls life her phone is her life. Have you ever driven around and seen girls in the car with their parents or even in the mall. We are always on our phones! I can genuinely say this was worse than the beating. If she answered my calls I was dead. Yes he had a fake name but if he called his voice wouldn’t be fake! If she saw that it was a girls name and a mans voice she would immediately recognize the situation.

I would get my phone back she said but on condition that I got born again!


I immediately agreed. I had to get that phone back. I would cut o my hand if she asked at that moment.

My phone was not on silent and assigned ringtones.

You know that song by Rihanna “Only girl (in the world”

That was his ringtone and guess what…

It was playing in her hands as my phone rang!

It was HIM!

****The End****


Michael Nkululeko Maphoto

P.S. Lol when was the last time you got a hiding from your parents and what was your crime?

235 thoughts on “Confessions – Chapter Nine

  1. Iyoo ya ne the plot thickens, mike u r just talented beyond words. I have been checking da whole tym 2 c if u hvnt posted a new chapter and to my excitement waaaalah! Thanx man 4 our daily fix! U nelisa is in trouble again#scared 4her#

  2. Hehehehe back in 2002 they sent me 2 a supermarket @ 6 nd I came back @ 12:00am ..dzam did my Father beat me up

    1. 6,7,8,9,10,11,12…SEVEN HOURS??…lol tjo damn gal hahahaha woaw u sure know how to shop…I mean “shop” lol,js had to reply to ur ish babe yho,trust me I know how losing track of time can wow

  3. tjoo im alredy glued 2dis st0ry,very said dat t ended whle stil geting m0re intresting eish, hay buti intle into oyenzayo, wish i cud get dis book and read some afraid i wont be able to get anything done in the house tho cz i will b addicted i just knw.GREAT WORK!!

  4. Lol! I can’t survive a day without my phone. Last time I got a hiding from my mom I was around 8, I hit some boy with a stone on his forehead and he was bleeding and screaming, he started the whole thing and its not my fault he missed, apparently I could’ve killed him (really now?)

  5. yho i see death… her mama gona have a breakdown after she answers that call… last time my mom ever beat me up senseless it was in 2003 i was in grade 9 she saw me walkin hand in hand with a boi n i had lied that i was home… next day was school n my body was in pain…

  6. Tjoo hai this woman is too much, I wud die too if my mum can get hold of my fone .she must just talk the truth n blame that man or thm for not giving her enough love *to get away with a hidding*

  7. Lmao I’d die… Damn this kid lmao… Last time I got beat was wen I was 16yrs old for sneaking out and getting caught.. That was the beating of my life and after that she made me clean the whole house imagine!!! Lmao keep them chapters coming.. #1 fan xoxo

  8. M de first 2 post a comment yayyyyy
    Gosh m luvin confessions so mch…
    #de last tym I got a beatin ws in 2010 nd yes a guy was invovled in de whole drama nd daddy dearest saamboked me 4 days…ws 20yrs old…lol

  9. Yho I don’t wish to be N ryt now. I don’t remember the last tym I got a beat down from my mom but all I know is that I never wanna b in her wrong books…kuyafiwa lapha!

  10. It gets more Intriguing as you go. I don’t even remember the last time I got a beating but it must have been about a guy somewhere or a party. Good ol’ days

  11. Uve mastered the art of suspense got me playing possible scenarios in ma head of wats gonna happen next 😀 ….. Last hiding I got was in 2003 4 comin home late then I got taller then my mum watyafa lol

  12. Awooooooooooooooooooo buh N has tooooooooooo much to deal with. I’d die ryt there on the spot. Last time I got a beating was… I’m not sure and I can’t remember nek entseng buh twas a long time ago cos when ma dad beats one up ha dlala o etsa sure u take years before u think of doing anything that ain proper. Thanx Mike for waking me up with a smile. These chapters make my mornings

  13. each time i read a new chapter you literally leave me wanting…buh this queen is on another level…last hiding I got was in 2004….I had snuck out to go to a party and my stupid cousin got us caught….bangishaya ngemvubu

  14. Lmao ao shame lenna I just can’t do without my fone,last time I got a beating I was 17 I think lol for go Jola basically n I went home ka 8 but the fact that all my brothers neba felletse ko tlung nna ke seyo. So kebatlang kontle n my mom forced me to show her where my bf lived but I said nope

  15. The last time I got a hiding was back in Primary School (in the 90’s). I had just came back from school my guy frnds came to see me we left without me doing my chores for the day. When I came back late was she waiting for me (my mother) with a big and hard belt, the sad part is nobody came to my rescue but I got over it shame .Keep the chapters rolling !!!!!!!!!!!

  16. reflection indeed, My grandparents were priest and i was ingane yakwamfundisi, life was very flashy for us as kids, ugogo was a teacher and umkhulu imfundisi, however we were different kids interm of dressing up, haircut and styles, no pants were allowed, and we always had short hair, including being in position of any cash, we carry lunchboxes, therefore there was no need for money. My brief illustration goes to that i did not get a belt or uswazi hiding, I got inkalivasi ( a wooden handle joint with rubber material*yes the one jesus got torned apart with*, I stole imali yomnikelo, something close to R2, and went and played spin, in that era spin was listed as gambling which it is, if police car comes around group of kids in the street, on top of istamkoko, police will take the money, to their pocket and for punishment if one fails to escape goes to police station and parents are called to fetch you. As a stout chubby child i couldnt run as the group dissapeared unto thin air, there i was ingane kamfundisi and umkhulu was so dissapointed fetching me he couldnt speak ugogo wahosha inkalivasi laduma izulu.

    1. hahahaha shame man I can just imagine, I got arrested once with my friends for public drinking fortunately for us it was a group of about 50people so the cops didn’t have a choice but to let us go

    2. Lol, Magatshnie your grandparents sounded like my mother. she’d you as my child represent everything I stand for, if you do wrong you represent me badly.

  17. He he he… This woman is beyond boss yho!… Im sure I cud stay a day or two withoit my fone… I knw mine has these patterns n mom wud not guess it. Lol, n fr funny pix and all, I got a vault installd, password protected. Kwaaa… M 1 steps ahead, dnt remembr the last tym I got a beating but I knw mom used to beat me errtym I came home aftr dark, dad has nevr laid a hand on me but tell my mom. The girl shud just drop dead nje.. Ryt there. *chptr10*

  18. Last time I got a hiding was in grd9 wen I got home smelling like a bar, needless 2 say I cudnt go 2 a modellin competiton the next day (⌣́_⌣̀)

  19. Trust the phone to ring at the wrong time!!!

    I’ve never gotten a beating from my parents…ever…and I believe I turned out ok. The only ‘beatdown’ I ever got was from a random guy on the street, whom I’d never met before. He claimed I’d disrespected him by not greeting when he tried to spark a convo. Anyway, the securities heard my screams and luckily my then boyfriend was closeby. Let’s just say, years later, my wounds have healed and he is still in a wheelchair. The sweetest part of it is that he probably still thinks his beatdown was just an isolated incident as it happened weeks after he decided to lay his hands on me.

  20. hahhaa this just keeps getting more interesting,it was in 2007 i was sent to go buy electricity n i left round 11,n i came back at 9 cause i had gone to the beach with my friend and this guy.ohh boy didnt my father beat me senselesss,i turned colours i never thought i could be .my mom felt so bad she bought me tissue oils and kept me indoors till i healed

  21. Yoh unganebhadi emhlabeni bt ngeke umdlule lo ntombazane ryt now.

    Kwaaaaaaa I can’t remember it ws long tym ago n I can’t even rememba wht ws da crime

  22. Poor gal …………………………………… The last time I got a beating was in 2007 , I lied to my mum and told her that I was at Saturday School whilst I went for movies at South Gate with a guy. Little did I know that we would bump into her, I’ll never forgot that day ……..

  23. Yho!!!! she is even in bigger shit right now I feel for her.

    🙂 The last time I was 13 years and I got in to a fight with some boy at school and I came home bruzed on my face which I couldn’t hide and when I was asked I sad I fel and bumped my face on a rock and my mom didn’t buy it YHO!!!! I thought she was going to kill me that day but till this day I never told her I was fighting coz she always said she is raising a lady not a boy and for me it was just 6and9 depends which way u flip it coz i was a tom boy.

    After that she said she will never hit me again coz I’m sturbon she might end up in jail if she continues coz she will kill me 🙂

  24. I was 13 1999 had stashed my school socks all week and damn that wet bath towel really stung on my thighs…

  25. Lol thinking abt it..just makes me realize how naughty I was..both my parents had given me a beating but my dad was worse til it got to a point wr he eventully gave up!!*kwaaks*..

  26. For coming home late from school,mind you l was in tertiary at that time the most embarassing thing my mother could have ever done

  27. Tjo, back in 2006 I was 18yrs old and rumour had it that I was dating an older man. what made it worse was that I missed my shift at my part-time job and they had called her. nkile wabona I had just gotten off the car and was walking towards my friends and I got this warm clap, I also got a blue-eye to compliment my look after the beat-down. hey but im grateful to my mother or else I wouldn’t be here. she said”if I don’t discipline you, no one will bcoz your not theirs”.

  28. Sum1 pls rescue this lil skank yoh I’m not laughing @ her I’m laughing @ the situation ish chapter 10 pls #dead

  29. hi there, i saw the last post said u would choose a Thandeka from us the readers. how does one go about if i want to play thandeka?

  30. Lol tyo shame this girl is sooo unlucky.. Serves ha ryt for wanting suger daddies haha.. Last time I got a beating was on the 28 April 2007, I had been to invited to a bday party so had told my parents n they took me there buh told em I wud come back at round 8 and my friends parents wud take me home. My friends parents were out ov town and there were boys and alcohol. Lol so i drink for the first time , ndatipa.. Woke up at 11 wid 27 missed calls and an sms.. Anatha call came in, I answered.. They were outside.. Tyo the clap I got to my face from my mom was outta this world.. I knew there was more when I got home.. Lol in the car they closed all windows and turned on the heater, I reeked of a brewery! Got the beating of my life before I slept and when i woke up with the babalaas of my life had to clean the house.. A day I’l never forget lol

  31. Yhoo .. This is getting more and more HEATED!!
    Once got a beat down in high school in the office aswell from mama.. Lol
    Well I had bunked.. But hey that day I was so embarassed the whole school nje.. Then there was my bf to face .. Total mess

  32. Iyooh ai ke sisi you are in trouble in deep water lo yoh i hope the mother dont answer that for or if she does N should make sounds to make her sugar daddy aware. Lol well mike lucky me i never got a beating ever since i grew up the beatings i got was when i was between 5 n 8 yrs:), i always coverd my tracks.

  33. hand of applause!!!! hai Mike to say u r talented is an understatement…. u r good hey… u just dnt get it. u r too good. love it love it love it

  34. Mike you have done it again, leaving me salivating for more! Eish my girl, u always attract problems. This mom akabhedelwa, tjooooh! I wonder what she will do next?

  35. I was still young, she gave me a hiding cos i didnt like bathing*Hides* and also for coming home late tjerrrrrrrrrr that woman loved beating me kip it rolling

  36. Yho omama, I remember in primary ma mom also threaten 2 take ma fwn away becoz I was wit older boys walkin in town. Wen I got home I hid ma fwn 4 2days so sh culdnt find it.

  37. Ay usisi lo will definitely write a book about his life like Thandeka will do.n it will sell like amagwinya eMlazi or sphathlo(quarter) ko PTA.
    I don’t remember being beaten its was ages ago but I thing in our generation the question must be the other way round mfe2.kshubile!! hahahahaha

  38. Yoyoyo! I really feel for N,back in 1998 I sneaked out immediately after my too religious parents went to bed to attend the forbidden TUT fresher’s ball,when I came back in the wee hours found my dad waiting for me all he said was”we are in our pj’s @4:00am and you are in your jeans,since when are you sleeping in your jeans and smelling like alcohol”…I got the worst beating of my life!!!

  39. Thiza wam… I don’t relate though, i’ve neva had a hiding, my mom just shouted and that was that but i believe that’s the worst and I guess that’s why ndingafuni uthethiswa ngok… Nice work hey 🙂 keep it up!!!

  40. Tjo Mike ur good ,ur really good,the way I’m so addicted and u know just how to keep us wanting more…can’t wait for next chapter I’m like a crack addict *crying*

  41. Yhoooo, the last time I got a beating was years back, didn’t sleep home, went partying and never told my mum, it was before I had a cell for N, haaai ke!!!

  42. Woooo I feel for poor N tlhe shame man i dnt wish 2 b in her shoes ryt nw, yoh i cnt remember da last tym i got a hiding 4rm my mum bt wat i knw is dat i just dnt wana get in her wrng book nka swa tlhe

  43. dam he has bad timing to be calling you and your mom has the phone,girl pray he knows your voice better and can tell its not you on the line.i remember i once went to a party and came home at 4am and i left my bedroom window open so i can enter only to find my mom sitting on my bed that was drama i still feel sad about

  44. Yoh, the last proper hiding I got was from my dad back in 1996, I was a good 9years old. The crime….wait for it……………………………………….


    I left with my uncle (dad’s brother) to go to Rakgadi waka (dads sister) I came back after 7 or so, yoh, that man hit me, yoh he hit me, can I say my dad was left handed, yoh did I get beat. Those scars stayed long after he passed on in 1996, damnit, yoh, he beat me up, those belt marks took a while to get off. Imagine mourning a death ka mo you have constant reminders on your thighs of this persons lashings, shikes, that man.

  45. Jho hayi lo mama u wrong shame ; she’s got to many surprises in her box now she has to be born again jst bcz she has a Sugar daddy as if EVIL has taken over her child * ha ha ha- Hayi i dzie*

  46. Really I was never too much of a reader till a friend introduced me to this blog, I can’t wait for tv series either for diary of a zulu girl or confessions of sugarbaby, this is life changing, eye opener, I wish this was available for me before 2010, university can do things to you I tell you, past 3 years I forgot the gal I use to be I tried to understand how guys operate, tried too hard all I ever got was a heartache, I gladly thank God that beginning of this year I decided to stop all that, I talked myself out of stupid things I did, have you ever drank to please the guy? Trust him in all he does or says, have him playing you like a soccer ball but you don’t care because you “love” him, is it love when you have to fight for it or rather beg for it? Am so happy for the people growing up now that we have people like Mike who tells the story as it is, keep up the good work you got our support, lol though parents will now be so difficult to let their kids go, but one thing people should understand the person decides to do things, if you’ve done wrong and consequences were not nice, you have the power to change your ways take it from me I did

  47. wel i think i ws 6, ws sittn on da most expensive hairs at home n ws rockn on them n well guess what i fell like really not only dd i get hurt but da chair broke, so my mom beat me with da back of her heels lolz….blacks always think violence/whippn is da answer. N one tym i ws 9 n ws sittn on sofas n puttin my legs up on da most rare glass tables putting nail polish on my toenails n wen i ws done put weight on da table n it flipped n crashed ryt da, even today dy cnt stil find a glass for dat poor table, but my dad did nt use violence against me noe dd he shout

  48. Excellent writing mike,never predictable,nail biting experience on every chapter,both confessions and zulugal,do email details for audition dates,would love to play thandeka’s aunt,lol

  49. Lol … Last time I got a clap from my ma was when I was 13 (1999) for going on a diet ( I was wearing size 36 and I was lablled the second to largest child in school )..what option did I have …. Went to boarding schoold the following year and dieted freely and went down to a size 28 … Lol lol .. Poor N

  50. LOL.. ya neh.. it gets from bad to worse for the poor gal… Last time I got a beat down was when I was 16. My mom found pics of my boyfriend in my bag… I never saw those slaps coming lol… Was grounded for the rest of the school holidays (mind you I was in boarding school and my boyfriend was from home).. shame never got to see him at all

  51. Thjooo shame maan my mother used a belt also but I never was humiliated like you girl.

    I wonder how are you gonna cope with being BORN AGAIN looking forward to that on the next chapter.

  52. Mike you are so talented my broer.. keep ém coming. I really love your blogs.
    #The last time I got a warm klap was back in 2001 for not cleaning the house. imagine!! my mom was so strict back then#

  53. ha ha ha mike u always leave us in suspence kkk, i think N ‘s secret is going to be discovered but she will carry on with her sugar daddy becoz she is paying back her mum for humiliating her like tt, after she is forced to get born again.

  54. I was a stubborn child so my mom knew not to make the mistake of beating me up, instead she’d talk to me like an adult, give me options and then the cold shoulder. That worked like a charm because I eventually learned to discipline myself.

  55. OMG. When I was 20, proudly doing my second year @ tertiary. I honestly thought i had graduated from that $$ht. My ma gave me a serias beat down, and she strangled me until powerful stuff came out, Thanks to my Granddad, else id be dead, cause I refused to do Amagwinya…after coming back from BF, for a whole weekend..maybe I did push it a little….LOL Here I’m still the tree I swear

  56. Yohhh… She’s in for it, reminds of when i went out for the first time. I sneaked out at night after bribing my brother to open up for me when i buzz him, and he was supposed to be very silent about it. Just when I thought I made it to my bedroom my mom was behind me, i got a beating so hard I’m sure the neighbours all heard. She ended up not knowing what to beat me up with, i remember her heavy breathing from beating me up, there was a point where she was looking for something to beat me with coz her hands had had enough, so she took the closest thing she could find, a chair. And i got so many lashes with the chair i didn’t even go back to school that week coz every part of me was painful, I remember her screaming while asking whether i was still a virgin, and I remember crying yes with every lash.
    Needless to say that was the first and last time i did someting like that.

  57. Ok Wow . . . .Its gets interesting by day. How did the mom find out about the sugar daddy? Was it through the police man?

  58. Heheheheh Mommy Mommy ansa d phone, dnt rememeber lastym my mother gave me a gud hiding but it was in highschool though

  59. Iyo impa N, lol last tym I got it bad ws 2006, Ma found me smokin weed 4 da 1st tym n she made sure I dnt try da 2nd tym lol worst part, she ddnt hit me while I ws high, she waited til I ws myself again

  60. Wow your story is my addiction and I read it with anticipation for what happens next nice going Mike gr8 work.

  61. Yoh the last time I got a hidding was when I was in grade 10 mama was calling me to pack my things for boarding school. I didn’t heare a thing because I was watching generations. Wet rag! Baba!

  62. wow…you are really talented broer…creativity at its best.

    My mom beat me up in 2001 and i was 17 yrs old, when i lied to her that i was going to a funeral with a girlfriend she did not trust . I left on saturday nite and came back on monday morning. She also didnt go to work that morning, She demanded that she sees the clothes that i wore at hte funeral and guess what???? I had only Jeans in my bag with “stomach out tops”.

    Iyoooooh…..She moerd me that day …..

  63. You know when i hide at the toilet at work just to read your blogs… Hahaha I’m hoooked can’t wait for the next chapter! Lovely

  64. damn! u gotta give it to mom shez trying all her best to put her on da straight en narrow en if for the best! oh my mum was old skul she’d beat me had i tried sumthing like dat!

  65. Hey man

    Good story

    A word of advice if i may. Please make the links to the chapters available through a proper means of navigation. This will make things easier for those who have to start reading the story from scratch or looking for specific chapters. This will also make it easier for ppl who will read your story on mobile devices and small screens.

  66. NOW THIS IS JUST FANTASTIC, i thought i would write in caps lock just to emphasize my point. P.S my mom once slapped me infront of my bf and his frnds because i had left eith the house keys, she was locked out.

  67. Yooooh, cant remember that my mom ever gave me a hiding. Sjoe mar dis is a good read…… hooked for days.

  68. Lol yoh wrong time hey. Times are tough remember those days when we were always on Mxit and your mum catches you on the phone and grabs it O_O #dead for days when she reads those messages

  69. I can’t remember but my mom na rata lebanta,kikikiki. Shame poor thing now she’s blackmailed to be born again by force,can’t wait to hear abt her expression when she goes to church.kamo le Sugar daddy’s call,Ayeye! **impatiently waiting for chapter 10 11 12 Infinity*

  70. Shame poor gal, Lord have mercy kade ingane yabantu ivivinywa. But her Mother that drama was unnecessary. Was introduced 2 this blog yesterday but am so hooked can’t even concentrate @ work.

  71. Wow I jst enjoy reading ur writing I can’t even do my school work…every minute I just check if there is a new chapter…can’t wait 4 another chapter

  72. So nw she’s forced 2 b Born Again heh heh udlala ngesikhathi lo-mama. I alwys got a beating 4 fyting wth my lil csta. Even thou she alwys started it

  73. Thiza!!! This reminds me ndibhaqwa ngutata ndime nenkwenkwe, yhooooo oko ndingazange ndife. Zange ndenze no byebye, yabona ndigqotsile ukubaleka tltltll…kwakungekabikho nezo cell fones ke ngoko *giving away age hey*

  74. My primary years, ngishayelwa ukuzula ngibuye late. Mama wayengafuni nje sizule thina mantombazane ekhaya, mina ngingayingeni nje leyo. Thanks for Chapter 9.

  75. Was in matric n I had a bf he fone me to come outside I thot mah was slpng whn I came bck she clap me bt bng my dads fav child I gt away wth it saying I was @ my neighbors n she was to blame

  76. tjo i hope since its a girl’s name on thr, i hope she dznt answer n gives th fwn to Neli. Thiza wam. I cnt imagine wt her mothr wld do if she found out who he was.

  77. Hahaha I wud grab that fone so fast that it falls on the ground and switches off! That way I won’t be receiving calls at all……. Last tym I gt a hiding was a few years back I wz 17 I went out 2 visit my friends and I met my then BF at the tym, let’s jst say I came home @ 5am and my dad beat me lyk thrz no 2mrw lol… Eish teenage life!

  78. The last time I got a beating was in April 2007. I was an only child and I grew up as umntana wendlu. I never played outside the house and I didn’t really have friends in my neighborhood so I used to go out for movies and lunch dates with my friends from school on weekends. I was doing matric that year and had been with my boyfriend for over a year. He was my first and we were soooooooo inlove. So one saturday he asked me to swing by his place after the movie so I did and he somehow convinced me to sleepover. Ndandiqala uAwta and I did it with a bang. I slept there saturday and spent the whole day sunday being scared of going home I only went home monday midday might I add. I had never had a hidding before as I was generally a good child. Yhoooo my mother whooped my ass that day. Wandibetha ndamcapkela shame she used a big wooden spoon that was generally used for mixing umqombothi she beat me with that thing till it broke. But I was inlove so it didn’t matter. Lol I was young and naïve so nothing but our love mattered. Ja nheeee smh

  79. Can’t wait for us to get to chapter 120 this book should be our daily bread … Please Mike don’t get to the end of it, I want Thandeka to sell drugs go to China survive and come back with lesson learnt and finish her degree work at Eskom Legal department suduce her boss and get promoted and mix all that up with her gardener and ultimately get married and live happily everafter … Motswana wa Tlebebe

  80. The last time I got a beating was in grade 9, umama ubesolo athi I’ve got an attitude for sure sengicabanga ukuthi ngiyintombi…can’t remember whats exactly unpacked the pile of my sins but yasha induku.

  81. Culd dis b N’s daughter yearz later?? Culd it b dat history is repeatin itself?? **jst a thot** cnt wait 4da nxt chapter…

  82. OMW… The beating was uncalled for especial at school, that aint on hey. No matter how badly your child has messed up, u just dont humilate her infront of her peers… Mike I applaud u, that is some skilled writting…eagerly waiting for the next chapter

  83. Yhuuuuuu Nkosi yam…..N is in a dwang….her luck just keeps gettin worse! OMW Mike the suspense is killin me…cela elandelayo kalok please!!!

  84. Shame maan ouch ibuhlungu lento yenziwa ngumama emntwaneni kodwa. The only solution to this matter is to sit dwn with her daughter n hv that mother n daughter chat. (Eish Mike parents do hurt us sumtyms without them realising they r doing that to us) Good work Mike keep it up God bless u more.

  85. i have read diary of a zulu girl and finished it, I LOVED it. You have phenomenal writing skills, that grab the readers attention. Your diary entries are a Page Turner and you constantly need more. Great blog indeed. I Can’t Wait For Chapter 10. and will definetly watch you on 3 talk this afternoon. Keep it up!!!!

  86. i’m 23yrs this year n got my ass Wooped 4 going to Bloem 4 a week last year…my bf lives there while I live in midrand. My bf was sooo sad But I survived n would do it again!

  87. tjooo from the N gal is in deep dungeon, question is could it be Uncle or Uncle’s friend or Juju next chapter plz..

  88. Lol my gud hiding was back in 2008 was in grade 10, I came home with a love bite tjo…sengfihlile ngiqedile I dnt knw how dad saw it.He beat me so hard, I was bruised yonkindawo I stil have scares at da back of my tighs. I had to give away half of my clothes…lol it was tragic!….enihu keep those chapter rolling, maan u too gud.

  89. Tjooo #Dies haaa her mother uzomubulala she’s as good as dead nje after that beat down at school the only thing left is DEATH Nje!!

  90. Lol so much like my mom. I was 1 7 then, 31st December and I was walking with my high school sweetheart when she threw house keys at me – out in the streets at night. you know how we all go to church at new year’s eve, it was after that i met up with my boyfirend. while he was walking me home i didnt see my mom and my aunt behind us! she got so furious.

  91. Lol geez it ws ls wk nd it ws my bf’s dance I ddnt knw hw to ask mom 2 go so I jst said I’m goin 2 visit my frnd I wil sleep ova , I went to da dance den a house party @ 1 of his frndz place,da tym I came bck in da mrnin went 2 my frndz house n mom had been der lookin 4 me ,akangishayanga kanje unkosikazi(got a mean beat dwn),I can relate 2 dis story bt nt da sugar daddy part lol, can’t w8 4 next chapter

  92. Last I got a hiding I was in Grade 9 lmao both my parents tag teamed they hit for going to a party …eish yah neh teen years !love ur work Mike

  93. Last time I got a hiding I was in Grade 9 lmao both my parents tag teamed they hit for going to a party …eish yah neh teen years !love ur work Mike

  94. Jah neh, intensity,, had no idea what girls have 2 go thru its sick and pretty reveiling. Ok keep goin I like wat I’m reading.

  95. I dnt understand, why burn alone sellout the older gent too.then make sure to downplay your part. Screw high profile awuz’shelanga mos

  96. I can’t wait for the next chapter! This is such a great read to alternate with school books. You’re reaally making my days. Thank you very much.

  97. this is great stuff man, waiting for the next chapter…i started reading this yesterday and i read all the confessions, daym you good.

  98. Hahahaha shiittt ! I can imagine what she’s going through, being caught out by your parents is one of the worst things ever!

  99. Yaaaah neh I relate to the experiences of this girl. I don’t judge her one bit.
    Things I did as a young girl.

  100. Tjoooooo Mike hle chapter 10 please its been five years awuuuu siya ku xcela ke buti…. Love your work by the way…. Marry me???

  101. Wow I’m totally hooked,this is my drug lol.well tht happened few weeks ago wen my mum asked me to du sumthing nd u kw wen we hv our mood swings I ddnt du it immediatey,so thts wen she screamed nd shouted nd beat me up so bad nd in my house thrs no mood swings,MOODS SWINGS MY FOOT!!!!!

  102. i am so hooked guys its not even funny, let me do my geology assignment be back soon for some more chapters!!!!!! #N

  103. ayyyeeeeyyyaaa talk abt bad timing i mean really does this get any worse? i cant wait to read the next chapter
    thanks for keeping us at the edge of our seats…

  104. Can’t remember my last beating, maybe because I’m one of the few who suffered at the hands of my father( So blocked it out)I remember going to school green and blue thou… I’m a yellow bone.

    The best moment was

  105. yoooohhh I wonder what will happen next eish mara girl, she will be strong her and mostly her mother if she picks up the phone mmmmmhhhhh, life sometimes……………..

  106. This is too great can’t wait for the next chapter,which reminds me is chapter 10 available already??can’t find it!! 🙁

  107. Tjoooooo hayi shame dis gel isengxakini, n shame m sho she flls lyk da whole world z against her she doesn’t even hv a frnd on her side, ow I jst can’t wait 4 da next chapter, I love ur stories dey are so addictive I wish I could read more n more of dem

  108. Hopefully, sugar daddy will notice that it’s not N on the phone…that is, if N’s mom decides to pick up… #clickingonchapter10

    Last time I got beat…mmhh…let’s see…yho, it was donkey years ago (I’m in my 30’s now). Honestly can’t remember bru. All I can remember is the stinging pain & the swelling on my hands. As N says: “the axe forgets but the tree never does”.

  109. Gudmorning, nice waking up to the smell of homebrewed and tasty stories.May God bless u mike and all the readers.

  110. “There was no way in hell I was going to enter the house and be prayed for. The problem with our priest is that when he gave a sermon he will give an example of you to drive his point home in the congregation” what they call, ukubetha ngeverse LOL!!!

    Im hooked, i looovee your blogs

  111. Last tym I got a beatin was 2010 when I was in grade 10 and had spent the weeknd by my bf’s crib,my mom beat me 2 days in a row yoh hectic I tell you

  112. I was 15 coming back from school (grd 9) and my bf at the time, in his mid-twenties, came over to see see me. There goes me, still in my school uniform, stood at the dudes car door, head in the car through the window, ass in the air, probably for a good 30 mins. Did my sister not snitch on me to my mom. Yooooowweeeee!!! Did I not get a beat down of note WWE STYLE! Heeeee #ClapsOnce I’ll never forget that day.

  113. The last time I got a scoulding from my mom was in 2005, she hated people who chew gum and that’s why she was scoulding me and also because I was wearing a black t-shirt on a 32degrees hot Durban day. . . . 4hrs later she passed on.

  114. I never got a hiding involving guys becos i lived most of my teenager life in boarding school which ws far from home, so i did all the naughty stuffs out of my parents sight. Tltltltltlt, i ws safe…

  115. 2006 n it was 4rm my day, 4 da same thing but difference was- he was my age. I just wasn’t allowed 2 date nje nvm da age.

  116. Yho this child though, her life can’t get any worse!!!!lol. Golly i was in primary school when I had my last beating. In high school, I was the sort of sit-in-the-house-all-day girl when I came back at 5:30pm from school. Zero social life!

  117. Lol, myne was in high skul valentine’s day n me n my grend bunk skul 2 b wit my bf n dat tym I was living wit my stepmom n my boilogical mom went 2 skul 2 give me money bcoz I cuddnt go 2 visit her as there were off 2 da farm 4 my uncle’s funeral n got busterd as I was not @ skul, I’m a bubble person everytime I get home I talked abt wat happen n dis tym I was quite n my stepmom n stepsister kept on asking wat happened 2 day since I was dress up n all y I’m quite I made up a storry n da very same day dat evening mom show up wit her sister n all hell broke loose I had a blue eye n every 1 @ skull knew.. #will never 4get even though she had#

  118. U r sooooo fucked!!!!!!!!!!!I wouldve fainted along tym ago,even if it meant faking it…..ngeke…just got goosebumps,okare I’m u ryt now

  119. Tjoooo… i was 17, in matric. The hiding was for sleeping out on a school night. Hehehe…However, i denied being at my bf’s place

  120. Th lst tym i got beaten by my mom nge mvubu yoooh,i ws out wth my bf 4 an hour nd i lft th pots on th stove,sh bruised me 2 hell.

  121. Poor girl, I actually feel 4her, as 4da humiliation at skul I’m lost 4words!! Da last tym I got a beatin frm mama was in primary skul when I lost da extra bus fare which she “hid” in my bag 2help me if my trnspt frm skul ddnt fetch me. I swear angiydlanga imali en I’m sure sum1 was fiddling wit my skul bag waybona wayntshontsha ngashawelwa into engekho! I still get upset at mama 4dat:( ngishawelwa uR2.50 njalo!!

  122. Gosh my mom gave me a hiding in town all the way 2 da taxi rank because he saw me with a guy I was not even kissing him

  123. Iyoh weee,hai ke…..well my last beating was many moons ago.I came home late n my mom bitch slapped me arnd the living room.Lol was jumping couches n coffee tables but she caught me each tym,heish ne go le thata banna

  124. Lol lol , shuuuu its bEen a looooong time,,for cuming home late and nt having a very good reason for it,, n I think my dad knew exactly where I was cuming from jusy dat he wanted me to sai it but u knw hw it is, a girl never tells..lols

  125. I was doing my matric… I was 17.when I was in grade 11 late that year I met a guy OMW he’s everything I want in a man, yes a man I said.. He’s a couple of years older than me,,, doesn’t matter I fell in love with him anyways.. After I finished writting my grade 11 exams, I sat my mother down n told her I’m in love… She asked me all sorts of questions and I answered them all, except for the age (my boyfriend and I have the very same age gap as my mom n dad).. If I told her his age,, she was gonna give me huge lectures.. Anyways when I was doing my matric, things were well n smooth between mommy n me, until my birthday, it was on a saturday in may, I was turning 17 she seemed unhappy, I didn’t want her emotions to get to me. She didn’t do anything for me that day, didn’t even give me a hug.. Ag I didn’t care it was my birthday ah.. Monday came and I was excited for the presents I would get from my friends. As I was ironing my shirt that morning I got a punch on my eye out of nowhere.. She punched me so much I thought I had a black eye, I ended up on the floor, I don’t know how but I was on that floor. She was going to work with her heals on. I felt that heal on my ribs and back,, I was bruised so bad I couldn’t hide that something horroble happened to me. I was soo scared, too scared infact. I was litterally trembling the entire day my face was swollen I won’t even mention my body, the tears just came out easily n they came from the bottom of my heart. I hated her soo much. I didn’t talk to her for 2months,, fudge I didn’t care about her. Until one day she tried talking to me n the first thing I asked her is why she hit me and guess what?? I got beaten up because I was dating my boyfriend, can u imagine all these months she did nothing until then.. Ai mothers thou

  126. The last time I got a beating was in 2011.. I was in grade 11.. It was Eid & my buddy & I decided to bunk school.. My mom & step dad saw me in civies trying to sneak into the gate without being seen, & there was no way that was I going to be delivered from the beat down I was going to get from mommy dearest.. That day was rough :(.. To make it worse, it was 3 days before my 17th birthday..

    I have a confession to make: I’m fantasizing bout playing a character in the TV series. Unfortunately none of the characters suit me.

  127. Lol it was last year… I lied and said I was goin 2 a fwend’s house buh I was goin sumwer else… Unlucky 4 me,the fwend I was ‘goin 2’ came 2 my house 2 look 4 me … En wen I got home she beat the living hell outta me lol…

  128. In 2008,my broda caught sum gal with my phone,which I’ve told my family I’d lost. N she had da nerve to say I sold it to her!! Got a lifetime beating on new years eve!!!

  129. When I was 14, I ditched school and went to the mall to watch a movie. I forgot to pick up the phone that evening when the school called to report my absence. My mom beat the hell out of me the next morning, she didn’t even use a belt that time she was just boxing lmao. It didn’t hurt that bad, but she got one good hit on my temple that hurt for like 2 days lol

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